Sweet

Ever done cheese, cream & mushroom crepes??

Nope

Will people stop hounding Sir Riff Clichard now that he's been cleared??

Unfortunately not... I just feel they should leave him and his 'ex-priest' 'male companion' alone

Favourite piece of classical music??

Anything by Wagner

Ever played classical music very loud, very early in the morning??

Yes, and I can do that without annoying anyone as the house opposite is too far away and no one lives next door now

I also love Wagner. Rock music before there was rock music

If you see an old fashioned wrought iron lamp post, do you call it a Narnia lamp post?

No, I associate it with philosophically sad game 'The Beginners Guide'

I'll never see such lamposts in any other way again

Why did Beethoven see Handel as the world’s greatest composer??

I don't know.

Do you know much about antiques?

Very little.

Do you lose all track of time when your head is stuck in a book?

Sometimes.

Do you want SNOW for Christmas Day?

Don't care.

What part of the East End is 'proper' East End??

Bethnal Green!

A little bit would be charming for Yule...a powdering, shall we say....but much more than that and we'd be cut off unable to get up or down the hill By November I lay in some in case of heavy snow supplies....so I could survive til the thaw!

Have you ever tried elderflower cordial?

Yes, such middle class things give me heartburn

Boho Green?? Nope!

Favourite area of London??

I don't like London. But I guess, Camden.

Yours?

I love London, got to go with Soho and all those great restaurants

Why am I getting random calls from Sveden??

No ikea!! See wot I did there?

I do... got twenty calls from Boden in Sweden this evening. I'm just hanging up.

What would you do??

Have you answered any of the calls and told them its the wrong number?

Yeah. They seem to have given up now

Last soft drink you consumed??

Coke Zero. Right now, actually.

Do you know anybody who has bought land on the moon?

Not that I can recall

Are you considering it??

Erm ....no....

Read some weird "facts" about the moon yesterday....apparently tests of its density mean it could well be hollow Also it seems unlikely it is part of the Earth that broke away after rock and dust analysis.

Ever heard any of these ideas?

I've familiar with the idea that the moon and earth were separate planets that collided, it would be a shame to be untrue

Will you watch the new version of Westworld if it is on UK TV??

Ah yes, that could make interesting telly....the theme park run by robots!

Would that be something for Channel 4?

JJ Abrams produced... on Sky Atlantic, sorry

Ever considered getting Sky??

Not again.

Favourite time of day for shopping?