I think mornings. Get it out of the way and enjoy the rest of the day

I've never considered Sky. I don't watch enough tellybox to warrant it and it's ridiculously expensive!

How good is your memory?

Impeccable.

What did you say again?

I dunno....I'll have to scroll back!

If you drop your toast dry side down, do you snatch it up and eat it? But what if it's butter side down?

Pass

I had tests on my heart last week. Doctor gave me the results yesterday saying I could live to 118. Would you like to live till then

It's bad enough now, me saying "When I was a young lad . . ." God help the Internet if I were to reach 118.

Do you think that the Biblical three score and ten years is a bit too stingy nowadays?

It's a fair innings. I'd only want to have four score if I had my faculties tbh...

Just been cutting back a very invasive coarse grasslike plant in the garden and it's razor like leaves have cut me to ribbons! I look like I've been a few rounds with a velociraptor

Are you prone to exaggeration?

Nope

I have a huge scar/scratch down my forehead!

Not sure how I got it

Am I the new Harry Potter??

I'm not sure....what's your Patronus?

A lynx

Yours??

An owl of course!

When did you last have an alcowolic drink?

Saturday afternoon.

On which side of the bed do you sleep?

Left side.

You?

middle.......

but where do the cats sleep?

The cow cat sleeps near my chest or feet. The other cats squabble with him so they stay in the living room

What was for dinner??

Iceland lemon sole, sweet potato slices, sugarsnap peas. Squelchy slices of Soreen for pud.

What was or is yours?

veggies from the garden...but they is nearing their finish

is it time to put leccy blankie back on the bed?

Too soon, surely??

We are having seabass; me with ratatouille & crushed garlic potatoes and my wife with a different accompaniment

Do you like ratatouille??

Love it I still have the thin summer quilt on and wearing very little in bed. Thick pyjamas and the lecky blanky are a ways off!

Perhaps you feels the cold more than most, hoots?

Yus.....indeed you could be right on that one


.whose got cake to share?

Sadly no cake or biskwits in the house

I have cheese and crackers though - will that do?

Depends on the cheese??

Camembert, strong cheddar and Emmental.

Which of the three would you choose?

Could you pop the Camembert in the oven and serve it up with a nice baguette & cranberry sauce??

nope cors I don`t have any of the above in the fridge or bread bin

Have you , or are we just drooling over summat we can`t nom?

I could if I had either a baguette or any cranberry sauce

How about on sourdough toast with some spiced redcurrant jelly? Those I do have!