I think it will have to do

Have you heard this??

I have now! I'm a huge fan of Neil Gaiman. Interesting to find he speaks much as he writes

LOL at the woman with old hands and a fishlike plastic surgery face

I had however somehow expected a deeper voice out of him. I think because in the Sandman series he IS the Sandman and I think of the Sandman as having a deep and sonorous voice......no trace of an American accent though for which I am grateful!

Have you read Norse Mythology by him yet?

Not sure I've read anything but his comic books

Liam or Noel??

Noel although he's the boring one

Do you mean to tell me you've never read American Gods????

Well, I do have an unread copy.

Do you have a pile of books waiting to be read one rainy day?

I've certainly a few.

Read American Gods tans! It's a masterpiece

Why does the phone always ring when you've got a gobful of toast?

Dunno, I rarely answer my phone except for work

I'm steering clear of that book... I don't want to ruin the TV series

What book would you like to see as a TV series??

Mythago Wood by Robert Holdstock. It would be extremely difficult to do though!

The American Gods series looks good but it will never be as good as the book. The book is epic!!

Are you often disappointed by TV or film versions of books?

Constantly

Have you read The Secret History by Donna Tartt??

I didn`t know she had any secrets

just wot are they like?

“The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.”

Favourite opening lines to a book??

In the beginning....


wot are Cheesy Chips?

They is chippy chips smothered in grated strong cheddar which melts in their heat. Not very healthy but very tasty indeed!

Haven't you ever had 'em?

no..they sound revolting

would you throw your iphone 7 of a very tall building?

I wouldn't have one in the first place.

Having said that, trying to charge my phone and it's not filling up It is old, has it had its chips??

dunno..mines ancient too..but I cant get into the whole latest phones thingy....

fancy a small smattering of summat tasty..is it too late for Marmite on the toast?

Never too late for Marmite

I'm signed up with ESL for a pro-tournament on Saturday playing Worms W.M.D.

Am a professional gamer now??

dunno..........how much will you get if you wins?

dunno..........how much will you get if you wins?

wonders how much i can ask silent to lend me

Is there an echo in here?

Seems like it!

Seems like it!

I don't think there is prize money, I expect to go out in the first round but it will be fun

Ever play competitive sports??

Never.

Do you play to win or just to participate?

This is purely participation fo' sure!

Did you know that Euromillions tickets had gone up in price??

I didn't......................how much are they now???