Dunno, still recovering from Fromage being back as leader of the Nahzi Party!!

Why have I just spent 'alf-an-hour readin' up on rumours of a secret Taylor Swift album out this month??

Because you are secretly a pre-pubescent girl with a whopping crush.

Fancy a bit of black chocolate?

Hmm... yes please

Cheese & tomato toastie??

If you change the tomato for ham, yes.

Sandwich toaster or bog-standard grill (or anything else, come to that)?

Toaster-bags... do you not own a set??

I keep meaning to get some!

Ever fried a cheese sandwich?

Yup - and they're damned tasty too. (Although it wasn't me who made it - I can't cook.)

Am I the only one who doesn't give an f about Kim Kardashian being robbed?

Nope, there are other cold-hearted peeps who don't care

What's for dinner??

A jacket spud with tuna mayo in and two pears.

What's yours?

Squid stew

Is Joey Barton the stupidest footballer on record??

I had to google but he sounds a right donut

Ever fallen down the stairs?

Yeah, fell down the stairs of a double decker red London bus

Typical injury to right arm

You??

I nearly have a few times but always caught myself in time.

Were you nissed at the time?

No. I didn't even have the mobility problems I have now.. the bus just swerved suddenly

Better music for a funeral??

It is quite funeral appropriate......made me think of the DS poster Nature's Law....do you remember her? Not posted now in some years. Also, what's happened to Picto? Where has he gone?

Natures Law was named after the song, Dunno what happened to Picto

Does caffeine give you palpitations??

Possibly simply boredom. After the umpteenth thread divided between the hang 'em and flog 'em brigade and the (admittedly much smaller) forgive them their trespasses brigade . . .

Should I try a different DS form, Big Brother, perhaps?

You are free to go wherever, my dear tans!! Whenever I venture out there I come scuttling back in here pronto. Mostly due to the hang em' and flog 'ems. There seems to be a lot of misplaced rage in the world.

Mini twass sent me a pic of her feet while on the tube. Odd shoes LOL Ever done that?

No

Are you pleased that Ken Bruce has signed a new 3 year deal to stay at BBC radio 2

I've no idea who he is, and I don't listen to the radio.

Cat wimmin are descending on my house I have no biskwits!! Why don't people warn you before they text from the car on their way over???

It would have been polite to do so

Buffy or Charmed??

Buffy.

Cat women averted! Panic over!!

Jam....a smear, or as much on as will possibly fit on your toast?

Somewhere between the two

Scented markers, why??

So your lurve letters smell nice I guess

What sort of scents do they have? Fruity? Flowery? Spicy?

Dunno, they mentioned a blueberry one on BBT

Just had my flu jab, you having one this year??