Nope. Never had one, never will.

Have you ever felt ill after one? I know quite a few folks who have done. I'll rely on my own immune system.

I've felt groggy the next day but it beats having the flu

Do you not worry that the flu could do you some serious damage at your age?? Passing it on to those poor cat wimmin too!

You make me sound like f***ing Methusalah!!

I'll take my chances. The cat wimmin can an all!!

Our solitary remaining cat bloke recently found out his wife was cheating on him with his best mate and is pushing off to live in Australia with his childhood sweetheart instead Bit of an extreme reaction?

You seriously haven't heard of Radio 2 presenter Ken Bruce

Seriously I never have. I never tells fibs. What's the point?

I well recommend him mon - fri 9-30 to 12-00 midday, Simon mayo on all request fridays good to

Do you take advice of people

No about day-time DJs

LBC or Radio 2??

Radio 2

Heart or Capital

I listened to Capital back in the day so Capital.

Kenny Everett or Tony Blackburn? Yes that's when I listened to radio

Tony Blackburn

I well recomend radio its good enternment, so much better than the rubbish on tele all week long

Do you feel silly when you look back and see you forgot to ask a question??

Not as often as some ought to

Fisticuffs within UKIP.....surprised?

Nope.

Are jokes about the doctors being unsure of the extent of his brain damage prior to the incident unfair??

All's fair in love and politics

I'm toasting myself over the woodburner but also burned myself on it chucking logs on having forgotten how blisteringly hot it gets Are you warm, chilly, cold or hot?

I guess I'm warm - as I'm neither cold nor chilly, not am I hot (as in heat, not looks).

Have you ever been fired from a job?

I was let go from one for refusing to put up with my slimy new boss's advances. I was only there a month. I was 22 at the time and the sleaze ball about 45. Once he realised I wasn't going to crack he decided I wasn't up to the job.....but I got a nice pay off and another job within a day Result!!

Ever slept with your boss?

Nope.

Looks like Stephen Woolfe started the fight btw!

Ever considered a careers in politics??

Yes. Then I will get paid as I find out what's going on!

How long does it take you to peel an orange?

Twenty seconds or so.

Are you a competitive orange peeler??

No, but me and my old grandad used to be competitive apple peelers


Are we living in a computer simulation?

Some of my fruit loopier friends have suggested this

Was the Matrix actually telling us the truth?

Prolly

Hurts yer brain thinking about it ,don't it?

Indeed, a gumby moment!!

Should I put me wellies on and tie a knotted handkerchief round my brain?

Indeed you should

Are you pleased to see me this morning

is that a trick question??