Good grief, no of course not....what would be the point in trying to look like an orange

Have you ever seen a really bad fake tan where they've missed some bits and put too much on in others?

Yeah, seen really badly applied bronzer also

Will you go to see Dr Strange??

nope..no money...which always puts a dampener on things

Coughs, sneezes and blows nose for the umpteenth time today Joy, I has the lurgy

any lemons to spare?

Only lemon juice. Fancy a waffle??

Isn't their enough waffle on this forum already?

And on the waffle?

On the waffle goes maple syrup

Sorry to hear re the lurgy hoots. I know I will be in for it having had mini t sneezing all over me for the past three days. However, she doesn't appear that ill with it, has eaten like a horse and sunk a good deal of wine! Clearly not a flu, just a sniffle.

Do you own a waffle iron, or are your waffles the frozen sort you bungs in the toaster?

only has Scotch Pancakes

Is that prejudiced?

Not at all

Sorry to hear so many are unwell, I had my flu jab and have felt fine since

Did you have a flu jab??

no...last time I was ill afterwards.

Cats are squabbling cors they both want the favourite chair

Will I have to buy another chair?

No way! Let 'em squabble. Or sit in it yourself and give them a knee each

I've never had a flu jab and don't intend on having one. I know I have a strong immune system and I rely on that

I suspect central heating is a lot to blame with germs! Here none is on, I have five layers on and am under the slanket, warm as toast Do you find a hot drink is the fastest way to warm up once you are chilled?

yes and no....I find the leccy blankie better

have you got a wheat bag?

Not sure what one is

twass - It helps, I find hard liqueur helps more tho; blood rushes to the skin

Ever slept through something important??

I slept through the storm of 1987 which blew trees down, smashed windows and wreaked havoc all around. Ex Mr T could not believe I had kipped over the racket. Both my kids slept though it too!

I have a Hooty. It's an owl filled with wheat you can nuke. However, it tends to just be an ornament Booze certainly works....do you get a booze flush?

Do you inject all fruit cakes with booze or just your Mythmas one?

I don't bake

How often do you bake??

Not that often these days. Special days and stuff!

Watching 2012?

My wife has it on

Rubbish??

Absolute shite!!! Total nonsense

Are dire films sometimes quite entertaining in the wrong sort of way?

I would say so

Favourite Jon Cusack movie??

Being John Malkovitch. I bet yours is Grosse Pointe Blank!

Right?

Indeed. Bestest movie evah!

Last time you watched it??

Must be about four or five years.

Seems the FBI can't find any wrongdoing in Clinton's latest batch of emails ..... what a farce this election is turning into! What next???

Having Trump set up a fake 'assassination' attempt shows how mad this has become

Will you watch the Last Leg Election show??

Blooming sick to death of it......

Are those two candidates the best America could come up with?

It would appear so. I read an article this morning that says a huge stash of Newseek issues have already been printed ready to ship with Clinton on the cover as president. As if the election had happened already. If true, what a total farce it all is!!!

Do you wonder how much reality is tweaked by politicians?

I know. My mom worked for ESRC and my step-mom was also an economist. Had some interesting conversations with lobbiest when Labour were in government

Is this thread on it's last legs??