Not while there's breath in my body!!

I've a small fortune in cat money here in the cottage having been to the vets earlier for the presentation of the marathon money. Not only that, I have the cash for all the past week's adoptions and also nearly £200 from one of our cat collection tins! I am worth mugging. Nearly a grand is sat on the floor in a box Looks like my mug will be in the local paper in the hideous bright blue fleece. Hey ho.

When did you last have a vast amount of cash which wasn't yours lying around your house?

We aren't allowed to keep amounts over a grand at work and I would never have that type of money at home.

Have banks become unfashionable?? Should I take all my wages and put it on black??

I can't be bovvered to haul ass to the Bank. Whichever one I go to it's 7 miles and a queue. Tomorrow will do. Lucky I lives in the arse end of nowhere!

Boiled fruit cake with your cuppa?

Please

Are you looking forward to new series of I'm A Celebrity

Never really watched it, rarely bother with any reality TV outside of Survivor these days tho

Would you eat a grub for £50?? 9

I'd have a try, after all £50 is a fair sum for one disgusting mouthful.....

Would it be dead already or......???

Fried in garlic butter

Have you eaten escargot??

No! Its' alive and you have to eat it (witchity grub).

Once, and nearly yarked

However I do like garlic butter!




It's f*kin huge

Do non regulars overlook the thread basic of a question as well as an answer?

The view ratio is horrendous for this thread but it still gets far more views than posts.

My heart goes out to the poster in Comics who started a thread which got 1,245 views and only one reply after almost a month!!

Sleeps seems to read a lot of my political posts it seems

What's for dinner??

Leftover stew I found in the freezer

Sleeps really earns his nickname of The_Peeper

Are there any posters you follow round DS?

nope......

seen the Aldi Chrimbo advert yet?

If I see a name on the front pages I know, then I'll have a look,

Do you want yer goalposts back nate ?

I've managed to avoid seeing ANY Crimbo ads yet. And hopefully will for a few more weeks yet

Bread and butter pudding or lemon meringue pie?

Always the lemon meringue, made well it is my favourite pud.

Will you look out for and document the Beaver moon?

Most certainly, this is likely to be the largest the moon will have looked in around 70 years I'm hoping for clear skies! This time next week

In Britain it's a Blood Moon though. Are you native American?

No but totally unrelated, it is my birthday today.

Do you think the world would be richer without mankind? Just generally.

Of course it would. Within a surprisingly short space of years, Nature would retake all the cities, and rewild the world.

Happy Birthday hoppy!! Did you have a fire extinguisher on hand when it came to lighting the candles on your cake?

You are a larf. I agree with your answer to mine. TQ. I peed on the cake.

Will you hibernate until the American erection is over?

No, I love the US erection

Happy Birthday Hoppy

I wondered why my BIL the fireman was doing extra hours

Do you celebrate birthdays with a big party??

I'll happily celebrate other folks birthdays with parties, but I'm not keen to be the centre of attention so I would never want a fuss

Polls suggesting Clinton now leads but that anything could yet happen I'll just be glad when it's all over. Which President was the best, in your opinion?

It will never be known but I put 2 humorous cards straight in the bin. A birthday is another day.

Is Hilary a dead cert? I really don't think Trump would be bearable.

No such thing as a dead cert I'm afraid

Do you wear much jewellery??

Always wear some silver rings, usually earrings and a pendant.

Do you take rings off to wash your hands? I only take mine off to make bread etc.

I wear mine on a chain round my neck, my tendency to fiddle has lost me rings

How cool would a Lord of the Rings ring be??