No, I am too far south. I'll be glad if all the mozzies die, little bleeders

Wall to wall rain forecast tomorrow. Do you own a sou'wester?

It really does feel just about cold enough for snow, (North West).

Are you disgusted by the proximity of the peaks in the new form of Toblerone?

Yes. Bought a Toblerone recently and was literally gobsmacked!!

twass - No. They remind me of the villain from one of those bad horror movies!!

I Know What You Did Last Summer??

I'm appalled! There are far less mountains! It's a chocolate cheat!!

Had you heard Chocolate oranges are now tangerines???

I hadn't heard that!

Mars bar or Snickers??

Ooh, anything with peanuts.

Do you remember when they were Marathons?

Yes, they were banned when Paula Radcliffe did a poo in one.

WTF is this rubbish on my TV, it appears to be a hospital drama?

Holby City I guess. Hold on for Ordinary Lies... have you seen it??

No idea, I have some satanic four year olds on mine....not seen Ordinary Lies.

Ever seen an egg hatch?

Not irl I don't think.

Have you seen an owl hatch??

No, but I've held one while it yarked up a pellet!

I bet no one else has??

I have a stuffed tawny owl and the history from the taxidermist to prove it died in an accident, totally love it.

Know anywhere I can get a kingfisher from?

I could never have a stuffed animal or bird Taxidermy seems wrong

What do others think?

I like taxidermy but there is no way in hell my wife would let me have a dead animal in the flat

What are those square reader things on products that take you to websites??

Same as the symbols on the news that take you to the news website I imagine?

I'm with Mrs Silent on the dead animal thing, although I appreciate it's an art to stuff and mount a creature so that it looks as it did in life.

Ever inhaled a helium balloon?

Yup - and I sounded funny with a high-pitched voice.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: is it a Halloween or a Christmas film?

Halloween!

Is Jack Skellington a bit of a dead giveaway?

You would have thought so - but he does go into Christmas Town...

What's the longest time you've had to stand in line to vote?

Never had to stand in line

Does that seriously happen??

QR readers btw

Yes it does.


Are you happy with this government?

Of course not. Are you insane??

Waited about 20 minutes on one occasion, a long time ago.

If you were told you'd have to wait an hour, would you?

Of course

Could I not hire someone to queue in my place though??

I think that would be highly irregular! However, for £50 I'd wait an hour for you

Ever kept chickens?

Sure! In the freezer.


Would you like to have Colonel Sanders KFC delivered free of charge?

I don't eat meat.

Did you know voters in the US can get a pizza delivered to their place in the queue??

http://www.themarysue.com/pizza-to-the-polls/