Only in America

Would a Trump pizza have extra cheese and a Clinton one be full of olives and anchovies?

Both of them would be full of rubbish.


Would you like to be Prime Minister right at this time?

Yes. Then I could find a way of scuppering Brexit without ignoring the referendum.

Which holes do you prefer: those in Polo mints or those in old trouser pockets?

Those in polo mints, because I don't know what I'm going to find, I know what I'll find in the trouser pocket holes

Would you buy an expensive suit from Savile Row?

If I had the cash I'd be tempted. There are a few good tailors round where I live though

Ever worn a kilt??

Wot do you fink ?

Dunno, I'm allergic to wool but I dunno if you have the legs for one.

Pic or STFU??

Last thing that made you laugh??

Watching England playing Malta

You ?

Thinking about turning in for the night

We will definitely know whether it's Clinton tomorrow, suspect it'll be Clinton cors the figures will be fiddled like they've done afor...... no way are they gonna let Trumpety Trump win

Is the head of the herd calling you?

Not quite yet

Ever woken up to the sound of cows being milked or herded??

There are farms just up the road, but well out of earshot so no.

Have you ever milked a cow?

Yes

Have you?? Were you a Young Farmer??

Nope

The head of the herd was calling, far far away.......

Will you meet one night by the bright moonlight on the road to Mandalay?

I doubt it.

Should they just call it for Trump or keep counting and hoping for a different result??

This. Is the start of dark,frightdning times...

The weather is suitable for the news

Scary ain't it?

Well this is weird. I woke around 5am and I kept thinking about Trump. I thought, why am I thinking that. Go back to sleep. He won't win. But it looks like he blooming well has A dark day for the US and a dark day for the world

Do you trust your gut instincts?

Yes


Does Trumps win make Americans more thicker now than they were this time last year

Sadly I think they were that stoopid this time last year as well It can only be stupidity that's resulted in this vote And by this time NEXT year I think all those who voted Trump in will have realised how stoopid they were. But hey ho....that's if he lives that long. I expect someone will try to take him out for real now, not just a publicity stunt!

Apple pie anyone?

I'll pass thanks.....too much sugar

Can't quite believe the news........Armageddon shortly:

Do you think they'll try and bump him orf?

Someone will for sure hoots. And he's the one that supports guns! Maybe the karma fairies will get him. I just hope he has aides who are strong enough to say no. LOUDLY. They did stop him tweeting before the election due to the sheer insanity he was posting. Whether they can keep his orange fingers off the nuclear button is another matter

What will you do today to keep your mind off things? I will batch cook chilli and fill the freezer!

I`ve been finishing off a sewing project but me thread ran out , so now I`m having a cuppa

want a crumpet and a cuppa?

Yes please! I'll swap you a crumpet for a slice of buttered boiled fruitcake

I may have slightly burned my chilli while laying fires and fetching in wood....still going to eat it though!!

Does an unwatched pot usually catch?

more often than not........

quite fancy a slice of yer buttered fruit cake ...nommie.

Me sewings been okay, but am regretting having decided on a lining as the lining has taken longer to construct than the dress. Happily an empty sewing spool was a deciding factor in having a teabreak Have almost finished...guess I shouldn`t have been so ambitious in going `off piste` so to speak, patternwise.

Well , the news seems to have sunk in ..wot we gonna do now?

I think our inherent Britishness will be our salvation. The stiff upper lips will come in handy. As will the stoicism with which we traditionally face grim tidings. Onwards and upwards, chaps!!

Just paid me son and DIL a visit, since he had a day off work. Son commented that what Trump will ACTUALLY do now he's in power, is anyone's guess, since he lies like they are going out of fashion and he likely has a quite different agenda to that which got him the votes. He's probably right. But then, isn't that true of almost all politicians?

And the good news is, Katie Hopkins said if Trump won she'd move to America. Will she be missed?

I think Katie Hopkins could be missed a she's become a source of entertainment and amusement, although in a weird way to some people.


Do you think Trump will really build a wall between The States and Mexico???
(Job creation using illegal immigrant labour )