Not a chance!


Would you spend the night with Hilary for £1,000,000?

Of course. We could play Scrabble

twass - We may hope but Trump > Pence fo' sure

Would you vote for a man who would have any homosexual applying for a marriage licence arrested??

No, I have a modern outlook on life.


Would you go on Big Brother, as a contestant?

When it first started I would have but I no longer recognise the C5 version as being like those first six seasons I enjoyed

Would you??

Never. I've not watched it in several seasons but it was going downhill from the second series onwards

Well, it's a new dawn, it's a new day!!!! How are you feelin'?

Good thanks

How many coffees have you had today

None, but I've made two. My old neighbour is over doing the garden! I'm plying him with coffees, cake, a tot of mead.......

I've had Yorkshire tea and Rosehip tea. It's time for another one. A large casserole is in the oven to have a long slow comfortable stew. Cat work is minimal today, hoorah!

How often do you clean your house?

Couple of times a week

Do you do a laundry was every day?

No, if no visitors maybe twice a week. Visitors means laundry I had mini twass last weekend and my pal this weekend. And mini t nicks my clothes to wear while here as well So the washing mounts up. On the rare occasions a week passes with no one staying I saves a fortune on lecky bills

Just made a big mug of mocha What's your fave hot winter drink?

Cup of tea but I do enjoy a nice Americano at least once every day.


Have you ever eaten delicious roast chestnuts just made on a brazier?

Many times! Lovely with a bit of salt and black pepper

Ever done some on an open fire with a dog grate, in a tin under the grate and have one explode sending sparks all over your hearthrug??

Haven't had an open fire for many years but can remember many happy times around it


Would you rather have an open fire or central heating?

The fire every time. I don't like central heating. My cottage has it, but it only goes on when visitors come because they're not used to the cold like I am. I have a woodburner fire which gets lit around 5pm cos that's when I sits whereas during the day I am up and down like a yoyo [or I'd freeze ].

I only have a few logs left for tonight though Thank goodness the wood man cometh in the morning Which would you choose to burn, logs or coal?

Logs every time


Have you ever cut your own wood?

Yes, only from fallen wood but I get a fair bit of that around here. I have three axes The little one is in my profile pic destroying a Whiff Pilchard CD

I can hear the sounds of my neighbour chopping wood right now! What can you hear?

A car passing by.



Do you watch any television?

Not much, other than the news tonight I doubt I will watch anything.

Do you?

If I've nothing better to do



Do you prefer the country to the town?

A gazillion times. I'm not even keen on small country towns never mind cities

Fields or woods?

I love both.


Do you like to occasionally visit a large town or city?

Only for whatever entertainment is going on there....as in my local town tomorrow night for a gig

Do you prefer shopping online or shopping in town?

Prefer shopping in town as you can see if clothes for example fit you.


Are any of your forests being taken down? ( forestry commission land being harvested)

A local one was to be partially sold off, but thanks to a petition, that was prevented

A lot of the small woodlands surrounding me are owned by farmers, who do harvest the wood, but within a few years it returns as they manage it well. The ancient woodlands remain untouched so far ......

Would you enter a field with cows and their calves?

Occasionally when doing a circular walk it is practically unavoidable, except going back. It can be quite worrying but never actually been injured YET.

Have you ever been bitten by a horse?

Not so far.


Have you ever been chased by a cow?