Nope! I haven't taken hostages in a long time btw!

As someone who has done cattle farming I was amused when reading back in this thread

Are we seriously blaming Trump's win on Facebook??

Eek! There you are

Facebook? How did that have an effect ?

I was resting my weary head Shame you edited really

Answer - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37936225

Is breastfeeding in public really so terrible??

I can't think why, it's the most natural thing in the world. I was a walking dairy for four years and I fed mine in public, as discreetly as possible.

The American press must be ripping their hair out!

If you sleep in the day, will you be up all night?

Nope, I deal with night shifts and jet-lag well by sleeping when I need to

Do you take vitamin supplements??

None whatever....

Should I?

Why do you assume I would know the answer to that??

You knows medical stuff!

I reckon you should just eat the right things, in moderation, get fresh air and not cane the norty stuff too much. The human race has survived for millennia without vitamin supplements. Am I right?

Yes.


Is vegetarian food really good for you (high amounts of cheese)?

Not with high amounts of cheese it isn't, no But lots of veggie food has no cheese in it. Usually it is quite healthy.

Did you think it stopped at quiche and pizza?

No, but quite a few recipes I have seen use cheese as a source of protein as well as soya products.


Do you mind waiting in queues?

learning to be patient is good for the soul


Right, now to more important issues.............french fries or chips?

Chips!!

Previous - Nope, I prefer queues to people scrambling around

Did you mark the two minute silence??

nope...was in the car at the time....

Looked on British Problems on Reddit and someone was complaining that during the silence they were at a self-scan till and the till kept telling them to put their item in the bagging area repeatedly throughout the minutes silence.....Kinda ruined the spirit of the whole thing.

Cough remedies?

Simple linctus and other cough medicines are of no value. Try a nice hot toddy with lemon and ginger or Strepsils

Will you watch the football tonight??

Of course not

We're having fish finger sarnies before going out....jealous?

Not really, as we're having lightly crumbed cod with home made oven chips and peas


Ever been evacuated from a shopping centre?
( I was in here when it happened this afternoon) scary! http://www.scotsman.com/news/glasgow...ised-1-4285336)

Yes, I was once evacuated by the police from Wood Green in North London after a shooting. We weren't even allowed to get our cars from the multi storey, I had to come back the next day

What would be your ideal breakfast?

Full English, Irish ,Scottish or Welsh
I've had the first three.



Have you ever visited Wales?

Of course, I've been in a kayak through it

Rogana Josh - Yeah. False alarm though so waited five minutes and returned to shopping

Do you like hard toffee??

Yes, especially treacle toffee



Have you ever made your own toffee?

No, isn't it dangerous in terms of boiling sugar??

Not if you watch what you're doing and stick to the instructions.



Can you play a musical instrument (guitar, keyboard, wind instrument etc.)?

Guitar.

Is Kanye 2020 worth a punt at 90/1??

Tnuc of the year?

Do you like this video?,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMq66DhYUmM