Occasionally, they have good music programmes on tbf

Do you ever watch the Horror channel??

Sometimes when channel surfing



Do you channel surf?

fnarr fnarr.

Do you hear innuendo when none is intended?

Not much, but maybe I'm a bit 'fick'


Do you like doing quizzes etc.?

Yes, I like pub quizzes, too many professional teams to get anywhere though.

How do you think my football team are doing tonight?

Boreham Wood?? They're 1-0 up

Half right.

Are you half psychic?

You never know

Ever seen the size of a Ram's testicles??

Not any particular one's.

Are they as big as a tup's bollocks?

Same thing

Do you watch The Yorkshire Vet??

No never seen it.

Do you think it is fair that ewes are slut shamed by being multi-coloured in September?

Wax to show they've been tupped Do the poor things not really get raped by the ram?


Do you have many farms near you? (we have pink sheep on one the farmer dyes them sometimes - no joking! )

Cumbria has a good few pink sheep, I think it is to reduce rustling.

The ewes are having a bit of fun and are gagging for it.

Have you ever been to Iceland?

The store?? All the time

Previous - I live in London... the only farm I can think of is in Vauxhall. They have Alpacas

Fell asleep during Yoga Hosers : yawn: Worst film you have seen??

The Hurt Locker it was boring.


I watch some crazy sh!t when channel surfing do you?

Food porn. There's nothing more dirty or satisfying

We deliberately came last in the pub quiz, cos the losing team got chocolate money. So once we susses we weren't going to win the wine, we went for the other end. Good plan?

Did you do humorous answers??

It only counts if you did

Do you spend your life recharging electrical devices??

Phones, remote controls goodness knows what else



Could you do without your mobile for a week?

It would be a blessed relief

As DS forums are closing have you been sent a log-in to the secret forums??

Quit messing with our heads

Yes of course we did humorous answers. Some of them were hilarious

My phone has now decided it can't do emails any more. Am I bovvered? It still takes photos, sends texts and works as a phone. So I don't need a fancy one, right?

nope.......though getting on tinterwebs is handy.

I haven`t got that with my ancient phone and yesterday I was out and wanting a address to send a card to someone in hospital , and my daughter got her phone out, up came address and postcode.....very handy that.

Can you do that on pay as you go?

I could on my last phone.


Do you prefer contract or pay as you go?

Contract

Apple or Android

Androis as I'm not familiar with Apple for phones.

Do you like TV dramas?

Not really

Strictly or I'm a Celebrity