I don't like going with my wife as she tends to chatter while otherwise the duct tape produces weird looks

Ever had a fight in a cinema??

No, we have a local boxing club for the kids, Nate, if you fancy a bash


Ever had hanky panky in the pictures with a partner (any gender or transgender of your own choice)?

Splint and I got up to all sorts. Nearly got removed from a cinema in Ipswich once Bless him, he was a naughty boy

Do you prefer well behaved people or naughty people?

I prefer turning the well behaved to the naughty side

Did you watch Ordinary Lies last night??

I didn't as was out with son and DIL.

Nearly the freakin weekend....how did that happen so fast?

I did watch Ordinary Lies last night and I do like naughty people like myself.



Do you tend to be mischievous at times?

It has been said

Do you think old age will mellow us? I rather think not

Makes some people more cranky



Do you hope to stay young at heart?

I've always been young at heart thus far, despite some grim events....I doubt much will change it

What's the best flavour of jam to put in your rice pud? Nate, stop gagging

Blackcurrant.

Is it still ok to say blackcurrant?

Why wouldn't it be? There are whitecurrants and redcurrants as well you know!

Blackcurrants matter.

Any chance of you pushing the DMA thread? Like as an interesting question on it.

Perhaps.

Are you feeling a squeeze on pay??

I have no income but OH is triple locked.

Do you suffer from stress?

Not very often....

What does triple locked mean? She's inside a locked freezer in your garage wearing locked handcuffs???

This is a serious thread.

Please refrain from petty frivolity.

Ask something on delete my account or you will be unfriended.

Subtle as half a brick This isn't like Facebook you know

Do you dig your heels in until people ask nicely and say please? Pretty please with knobs on?

Who'se talking about all these knobs?


Were the good old days really all that great?

No, I want to help you with a future visit to Blackpool.

Are you often described as obtuse?

A fcuking sight better than what is to come.

Are you an optimist?

At times, but I can see the other side as well, mainly I am.


Have we all been let down by the government? (I'm not thick).

I don't rely on them for anything.

Are you happy with your lot?

In the main I am.



Are you glad you don't need this government? ( I am).

I'm content, like most folks a bit more money would be nice but I can make do perfectly fine as I am. There are so many people worse off. I may be renting but I love my cottage. Hopefully I can stay here for years to come

Ooh, secret life of the Zoo! Going to watch?

Very, Cameron saying we are all in it together was when I thought Fcuk you.

I packed up work at 53 (bliss), do you seriously regret anything you have done?