No idea

I've seen a basking shark in the Clyde Estuary before. Awesome

What's for dinner??

Chicken mushrooms,peppers and noodles.



What do you fancy to eat?

Chicken Tikka 😎

Fresh ground or instant coffee??

Fresh ground for preference.

Do you like an extra shot of espresso?

no coffee.......not today anyways..ta and thanks and all that

when did didgeridoo come back into fashion?

Yes. Anywhere, in anything

Pitta bread or Naan ???

Almost never wear it hoots. I have green and turquoise....not bothered with either since the Spring! So I guess, clear.

Onion bhaji or vegetable samosa?

Did hoots edit or did I fall into an alternate reality?

Did you walk into a blue police box?



Do you believe in parallel universes?

The former

Ritz Cracker ??

Yes to parallel universes and Ritz crackers. Red box or yellow box? [Yellow are cheese Ritz]

Yellow.

Don't you prefer Cheddars??

I do love cheddars, indeed......are they saltier than is considered healthy?

I think most of these type of biscuits are twassock. There was less salt in Morrison's own version but they have been discontinued.

Did you know Ritz are on offer in Morrison's at the moment at £1?

Saw them last week.



Have you bought any of their wonky cabbages? Not perfect in shape and a little bit dirty.

I've not got a Morrisons nearby, but I would totally buy their wonky cabbages and their cut price crackers!

Ever heard of Krampus?

I have now and he's scary


I don't believe in scaring children , do you?

Depends if they've been naughty

Two friends of mine went to the Krampus run in Whitby last weekend. Looks amazing! They raised a lot of funds for local animal charities and wildlife trusts.

Do you ever dress up for fun, or a good cause?

I have been known to do that occasionally



Have you ever been involved in amateur dramatics?

Yes, been in quite a few shows, pantos and musicals back in the day! Much fun.

Ever sung onstage?

Actually, yes. Massed schools choir in Newcastle. And it was broadcast.

♫ Fight for freedom everyone,
Build the ship and man the gun
Do as you have never done
To set the people free. ♫

Or something vaguely like that.


Do you remember "Every good boy deserves favour"?

I do!

Do you recall "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"?

Yes, more or less all the letters in the alphabet, isn't it. Suitable for training typists.

I can type with 2 fingers. How many do you use?

All of them. I was taught to touch type at skool!

Real festive tree or imitation?

We've got an artificial one up in the loft but, as far as I am concerned, it can stay there! Unfortunately, opposing me, are various young grandchildren. We shall see.

How do you stop real ones shedding their needles?