Aye. Night & day from here

Maybe something to do with all the sunshine?? 🌞🌞🌞

The sun must have something to do with it




Do you like a well -fired roll with bacon and square sausage?

*drools*



Ketchup or Brown Sauce??

Brown sauce every time.


Ever had steak with horseradish sauce, bob?

Nope, can't speak for Bob tho

What time will you be up on Sunday??

9.00 a.m

*not really that keen on steak Rogana*

Favourite rhyming slang term??

Septic tank

Yours??

Rodney Bewes "that plug's just blown a 'Rodney'"

Do you own a hand whisk??

Why you ask if I owned a hand whisk......do you need one for some strange ritual you perform afor you take the stage for the Chatter Panto?

You'll have to ask FB hoots!!

Extremely mild morning here in rural parts.....which makes a change. Is this cos I got two incredibly thick and warm items of clothing in the charity shop yesterday?

Of course.........

Got some bargain tulips yesterday, was gonna give em a treat and plant em today but tis raining..so there yer goes

Bacon butty?

Yes please hoots, with a nice smear of mustard!

I bunged in some bargain tulips last year, but they came up blind You never know, they might do better this year.

We will be avoiding all shops today cos they will be hideous. Luckily mini t is like me in that respect. We will instead go round the little villages looking for small Xmas fayre's where home made goodies may be lurking And likely have a country stroll or two as well!

What will your Saturday consist of?

Avoiding shops at all costs......Norwich was hell on earth Thursday...blooming world and it's mother had descended.... Only went in cors had been to hospital and thought a coffee and scone would be nice......big mistake!!!!

If it dries up I'll be tulip planting....

Orf to make coffee, fancy one?

Yes please! I never look a gift horse in the mouth. Not that I'm saying you resemble a horse, hoots Although come to that, I love horses

This time last week I wedged myself onto the train to London with literally hundreds of shoppers off to the smoke. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT TO THEMSELVES??? I was only going for a gig!!

Fancy a shortbread biskwit?

Not right now ta.

Ever tried Mulled Cyder??

Yes, beautiful stuff (if a tad acidic)

Have you got a tree up yet??

No.......I'm busy planting tulips today..mentally I'm still in early autumn

Can't believe we is halfway through December.....where's the year gorn?

I can't wait for it to end, awful year

Fed up of festive TV programming yet??

Not really caught any festive stuff yet......

Will you watch It's a Wonderful Life if you can, over the season?

Is this the current annual Xmas film? When I was much younger it was Shane.

Do you cringe, whoops! sorry cry, at the sad bits in films?

Cringe but not cry

Last thing that brought a tear to your eye??

An onion.

Do you believe in the pealing under water theory?

No, I don't believe in keeping bread in your mouth either

Has Jennifer Lawrence killed her squeeqy-clean image??

I'm sure the Hawaiians think so

Did you know she's the highest paid actress in the world currently?

Yeah. Quite overrated though when compared to Kate Winslet.

Am I wrong??