I queue because I fear otherwise someone might lose their job, the woman at Sainsburys has tried to teach me the machine as well!

Dangermoose - Frustratedly playing about with Steam... there is a sale on and the bits I like keep crashing!!

That lovely Dara O'Brien is on The One Show also

Favourite comedian??

Dave Allen. I know he's dead but no one's better than him

Who's your favourite actor/ress?

Robert Downey Jr - makes even the crappest films bearable. Except Lucky You!

Fave Christmas film?

It's a Wonderful Life

What's yours?

Bad Santa

Custard or cream?

Custard FTW!

twass - Same, Brazil is also good though

Last book you read??

The Merlin Codex by Robert Holdstock. I'm a big fan of his

Watching Supervet?

No. Are you mad about animals??

Yes, and Noel Fitzpatrick is my hero!

Animals or hoomans? No brainer imho!

Humans are animals! Still choosing animals though

Favourite villain??

Beetlejuice!!!

Fancy a chunk of toast and marmite?

Yes please!

Any crumpets??

Nope.

Do you possess a DAB radio??

Sadly not, the village shop had sold out by the time I went this afternoon

Never mind, Lidl's are cheaper and I can swing by there tomorrow

Ever used medical grade Manuka honey?

Yes.

Ever had to change someone-else's dressing??

Yes

Aldi are selling DAB radios for £14.99

How many Greyhounds should I accumulate??

Yes. The things you do for love

How long ago did you have a new winter coat?

I got a new jacket last year... left it in the spare room and I'm no longer sure where it is!

Leader or follower??

Neither....I'm an observer

Which of the three are you?

Probably an observer also

You watching this Dominic Sandbrook documentary on BBC 2?? I'm upset that I missed part 1 - 3

No, I'm not really watching the tellybox.

Last time you travelled in a cab?

Last week. I didn't pay for it though

Do you wear many rings??

I usually wear two. Had to take one off earlier, that blooming insect that bit me last night - my finger has swollen up so much it's like a sausage!!

Do you own a nest of tables?

No.

Do you want to buy my DAB radio alarm clock?

I'll give you a tenner for it, acceptable price??