Ok..Cable two and pass the stitch thru bk of last stitch, then P one and k three...Repeat for next 4 rows only C 3*on every alternate stitch



Wot we making anyways?

Maybe an enormous Dr Who scarf as worn by the curly haired incarnation.

What colours shall we do?

Sky blue pink, lurid puce green n mellow yellow wiv overtones of irridescent navy

Should look cracking aye?

It will match his eyes

Purple and orange tassels?

The colour combo will match any drunks eyes this chrimbo........

Oh , wots a tassle or twin between friends?

Play with your tassle?


Are you trying to make your OH a present?

No......We is knitting a uniquely individual design.....Hard to make out wot it's gonna become

Got any clues?

Willy warmer??

We'd need to knit yours on fairy needles

Is it always a surprise to you if you are captured on a video and think "Who on earth's that?"

Or your reflection in a shop window

Been knitting all nite......Now got 60 mile long scarf...

Whose making the coffee?

It's a brewin.....

Ever had those weird syrup flavourings in your coffee?

Not keen on them. They're an abomination!

Favourite "James Bond Villain"??

Terror May closely followed by Cameroon and Bowis...

Who else?

Michael Gove would make an excellent Bond villain

Do you agree with FIFA over the fines for wearing poppies by players for the home nation teams??

Nope......should be able to choose for themselves

It`s been quite a day...been to dentist , but glad I`ve got a dentist..filling wot fell out now repaired and discovered me drain were blocked and had to haves someone to unblock em...very stinky and not nice...

wot `citing fings have happened to you today?

Taken DIL for a medical appointment, then went to the cat shop, heaved lots of bags of donations around, put out a lot of men's clothing which came in looking brand new, all from M&S and Debenhams, our treasurer announced she was pregnant and brought in cake, then finally back here via the petrol station to pack my bags for trek to London tomorrow to grandkids and eldest's.

The cake was instead of any lunch there not being time for any Anyone got a sandwich going begging?

I`ll have a sarnie too , if someones got one....not able to eat for a few hours , so will liquidize it and slurp it through a straw


What sarnie filling you got?

was thinking of slurping the contents of a tin of baked beans cors they is soft and wont take much slurpage

You could mash the baked beans hoots....that would be soft enough. Only sarny fillings would be cheese or a fried egg. Lovely farm eggs though

Or even BOTH!

Do you like cheese and egg?

In the logical sense of cheese AND egg, possibly not, but in the logical sense of cheese OR egg, yes.

For how long do you hard boil your eggs?

3 minutes eggsactly

Baked bean toastie with tuna & cheese is lush

Soft or hard yolk??

Soft....3 mins for soft boiled, but you would need about 8-10 for a solid hard boiled egg.

Toast soldiers or bread and butter soldiers?

Toast soldiers.

Salt??

And black pepper.

Will the killing of the Russian ambassador to Turkey escalate into something unthinkable?

Time will tell..,.....



Horrible ain't it?

It is. Turkish policeman has shot dead Russia's ambassador to Turkey... I'm getting visions of Franz Ferdinand tbh!!

I think I strained my shoulder carrying the Mithras beers in!!

Will 42 beers be enough for my wife do you think??