On Mythmas day? Sure but what's she drinking the other days???

I think we all thought of Franz Ferdinand

Is it the last lash of 2016??

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Whoops, didn't notice that I'd jumped the queue by a good half hour.

Is there really no such thing as a free lunch??

I think there is, at least I had one not long ago in London

Do you own a santa hat?

No. Do you??

Yes, and it lights up, I got it years ago at Mrs Teapot's works xmas do Don't ask how I ended up at that I actually went two years running

Are you quite happy to make a total arse of yourself?

I am. I regularly do!

Have you seen The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo??

I have, good fillum.

Do you shop in Ikea?

Only occasionally, I do love it though

Did you know that ownership of the Ikea catalogue overtook the Bible at one point??

Doesn't surprise me. There's not many coffee tables in the book of Genesis

Did you hear about the lorry in the German Christmas markets?

Angela Merkel invited in too many people she knew nothing about, very sad this had to happen especially at this time of year.


Do you approve of all these people who come into the country with no passports for proof of identity?

looks like you are on the pub fred ?

twass - Such a horrific thing to happen

Are you shocked that UK-made cluster bombs were used in Yemen??

Yes I am! Shocked, but sadly not surprised. We are culpable as a nation

Has Sleeps been on the drams again?

Nope, got a nxt from my son about it 9pm
Shocked like most ?

Confused... like most??

Will you be going to see Rogue One??

No, don't thinks so, nate.



Have you had any mince pies yet?

Had a couple on Sunday

You??

I've had six since the end of November

I'm orf gallivanting til Thursday....grandkids first, then Fields of the Nephilim, then back here with mini twass for the festives I'd better wish you all the blessings of the solstice now, since the grandkids rarely ever allow any internet access for Nanna

Are you at home for Mythmas or off somewhere?

I will be at home then off to the football on Boxing Day

Will you be having relatives over??

Only a couple of days after Xmas, and even then not everyone can make it.

Have you ever had to arrange a meeting of several people? There you are, staring at a matrix with names down the left, dates along the top and crosses marking all the "Sorry, can't do it" responses", desperately looking for a cross-free column.

nope..but you obviously have

Do you get frustrated and angry because of the crosses on your list?

Blowing more bubbles are we nate ?

Nah, off to see Millwall. Wanna come??

Nah fanks ..........do you work/or worked in that hospital near your ground ?