No, always wanted to however.

Do you know if I can get binoculars repaired?

Yep!

We had a plumbing disaster today and the radiator in the bedroom crashed to the floor spilling water everywhere. My wife had to get an expert in to fix it at great cost or otherwise we would have no heating

Looking forward to 2017??

Got a horrible feeling that it's gonna be worse than 2016.....


Is sugar a dangerous substance?

It is if you eat too much of it, hoots.
Sorry to hear about heating, nate and have never been to Italy, but would like to go.



Is Christmas just an excuse for people to buy to excess?

Unfortunately

Will you be facing big credit card bills in January??

No.

Do you prefer Boxing Day or New Year's Eve?

Don't mind either.....

Hope your heating is okay and the cats are comfie and warm

Coffee or a cuppa?

Coffee Make it strong

Biscuit??

Not a big one for biscuits. About 95% of the supermarket ones contain palm oil which is bad for the environment and bad for the heart!

Are you having a blow out over Christmas?

Had one a few weeks ago. Actually it was more like a slow puncture. Had to waste the morning getting it repaired.

When you hear the word 'turkey', does the word 'stuffed' immediately cross your mind?

No, but lovely holidays in the sun does!!

Home from the gallivantings with mini twass. Now it's Yule!! The Fields of the Nephilim was the most awesome I have ever seen them, brilliant way to celebrate the solstice, with loads of old goths all dressed in black having a blast

Anyone got the kettle on?

Nah. Beer or Tequila... or Tequila beer??

Beer please....you started early Is it the works Mythmas do??

Worked very late last night and got tomorrow off so chillin'

Last thing tht made you laff??

Oh my days, this actually happened on the tube back from the Shepherds Bush O2 last night. Big group of teens, totally trashed, very very loud, we all looked on in bemused amazement at the antics and the strops.

Have you seen the new toys????

Children's toys or adult's toys?




Have you ever been on television?

Yes.

Have you??

I find step ladders easier to use, especially now we have such thin screen teles......They can't take the weight of an adult and survive




Do you want Santa baby to hurry down the chimney tonight?

Not to my knowledge....other than on CCTV!

When DS takes away the Yule toys, what other ones would you like to see to replace them?

The new emojis that we were going to get



People run into the sea naked sometimes, would you?

in Bermuda maybe

Have you felt the temperature of the North sea?

It was freezing and that was at Dunbar in the summer, hoots




Have you had a wee festive drink yet?

Indeedy diddly doodly!!

hoots - No, I haven't. Would you rather be too hot or too cold??

Live near the sea.....It's bliddy freezing any time of year.....brrrrr, so bracing

Neither silent..

Right, when Santa comes will you give him a kiss?

Most certainly. Possibly more than one

Port or sherry?