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Do you believe in Santa Klaus??

Of course, nate, he'll be dropping in the presents Once I've trimmed my beard



Do you remember finding out it was all a joke?

What you mean it's a joke? You mean Santa ain't real.....?sobs

Of course he's real. hoots, I'll get my costume on shortly



How many mince pies have you had now?

Four this festive period. You??

None...But the cats have discovered the Nectar of the Gods.......Encore fish sachets.......Never seen food snaffled so blooming quickly...... won't be buying that again very soon...They'll be on hunger strike now until I get some more.....Mistake to make


Do you reckon they'll eat smoked mackerel with as much enthusiasm?

Nope.

Ever feed them scrambled eggs??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0zH...0zHQqp8LPs#t=4

Had about three mince pies, nate, over the week, so far



What will your alternative to turkey be?

Salmon

What you havin'??

Looks like turkey again, nate..


If you could have your way would you miss Christmas out?

Yes please

I'd celebrate the winter solstice without all that zombie god/king nonsense

Did the Holocaust actually happen??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38379453

Yes........

Blooming horrible stuff still going on


Have you got woodworm in your violin?


PS...Cats still craving the Nectar of the gods.......blooming woke me up for it


I'll have one of these, two of these and half a dozen of these

But none of this

I hope there's no woodworm in my violin Had it in the cottage, made a right mess!!!

Had five mince pies thus far. Likely to be the only ones too!

Ever torn your thumbnail right to the quick doing nothing more complex than reaching for the salt on a shop shelf?

Its' like cutting your finger with a sheet of paper which I have done.



Glass baubles or no baubles?

No baubles

Rolly is back!!

Do you buy decorations each year, reuse old ones or not bother??

Same few and lots of greenery for outdoors.

I saw rolly earlier! OUR OLD PAL!!!

Have you hovered over this yet?

Yes... gosh knows what Tom has put in there... some pink uggs perhaps??

Maybe some kind of little surprise for a joke, like handcuffs with no key




Can Santa Claus come down your chimney?

No!,.........Theres a bin bag stuffed with newspaper up it


More tea vicar?

Thanks, hoots and I don't have a chimney central heating




Is it raining where you are? I was out earlier and got soaked to the skin, storm Barbara soaked me

Wind has got strong ,but no rain to speak of so far



Cheese scone or fruit scone?

Fruit scone, hoots




Butter or butter and jam on your scone? I like jam on a fruit scone.

Fruit scone

What butter do you use??

The OH always gets Lurpak, nate (other brands are available)



What jam do you use( manufacturer) ?