Could you translate that from the hoots into English please?

Not recently, hoots, but I did do sometimes and, Twass you're having a laugh



Have you enjoyed the festive period?

By and large ,yes. Done stuff iiusually dont do, mostly on account of the fact that extended family member had marital problems and the relees were looking to cheer family member up....Don't normally get included, but it got to the point that another person that would listen and be sympathetic was most welcome. Wonder if I can arrange for a similar set of circumstances next year...


Wot about you?

I did enjoy it but due to being ill with the cold, that cast a bit of a shadow over the bit between xmas and new year. Finally shaking it off!

Are you watching the Undatables?

No........Can't take any more peeps and they're relationship......Got relationship fatigue

Watching Hochanda.....Can't believe the stuff peeps buy to make a card!!

Ever watched it?

Can't say I have...but there are many things I've never watched.

After Eights or Elizabeth Shaw mint crisps?

dont mind either.....Bought some reduced to clear last week


Why don't they have the nice stuff all year round?

They do we just don't notice it then



Would you like to be part of a big family?

Yes..........Much better than my early lonely childhood......Long story


Should we all write a book?

Would anyone buy it??

Only if it was marketed the right way, nate and you need 'loadsamoney' for that



Would you write a book? You can do and publish it online yourself.

I've made several attempts

Do you have a lot of spare time??

* Broons or Our Willie * ? bearing in mind you do like tae read a comic it yer spare time > ......... but not seen you posting on the thread in a while ?

No........

In answer to you sleeps......Perhaps life the universe and everything was weighing him down

Do you think we ought to save up and collectively buy a yacht so we can experience what it's like to go sailing by instead of just imagining it?

Why dont yeah ask sir phil green, & Including results for bhs staffs pensions down the jube's.??

I doubt the man gives a f--k

Where would you sail the yacht to??

Scilly isles..........Sums up our usual twaddle chatter beautifully

Whose gonna be captain of our ship?

Cap'n Twass reporting for duty! Now which side is the starboard and which the port??? Wheres the steering wheel??

Up on the top deck... I'm just taking Sleeps up there to walk the plank!

The Broons or Oor Wullie??

The Broons! Is the giant ticking croc lurking under the plank?

Only time will tell.

Could you outrun a crocodile?

run possibly, with a prevailing wind behind me....pardon

Shall I sluice down the decks?

Using melted yellow snow, perhaps.

When you board a multimillion pound yacht as a guest are you considerate and wear deck shoes?

I've never been invited on board anyone's yacht and aren't deck shoes just plimsolls.....my old converse would do surely?

yes they will...

Wots yer afternoon been like?