It's become almost common on this thread now

btw, Fitter Happier is a rip-off and I recognised it on release..

Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.

Any idea what I'm on about??

Sirius Cybernetics Corps

How many heads are too many?

Any idea what I'm on about??

I aint editing *rolleyes *


nope ...... never smoked a pipe like you ?

You should try it sometime Sleeps. Far less angry red heads

What was the best day of your life?

You should try it... you might like it

twass... that is correct. You wins t'internets

Favourite obscure song??

feb 14 76 when i meet mrs s

you ?

ain't getting involved in that talk ! .. #Nate

Where's Mrs T and CrazyLoop these days??

Favourite obscure song would be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faGEKXgZOEk

Best day of my life....too many to choose one.

Is it cocoa time?

Mrs T is fine and well, I chatted to her earlier tonight, sadly don't know about Crazy though. Maybe she now posts in the Entertainment section?

I've seen Crazy aboot

Revolting Cocks or Butthole Surfers??

The Butts!!

I seem to have birds nesting in the creeper above my porch....don't they realise it's nearly FROST time?

It's extremely cold this morning so I would think they know now

How many layers did you leave the house in??

I'm still indoors in pjs and a dressing gown. It doesn't seem cold here...10 degrees. It's been so ridiculously mild in Kent for weeks on end, I think nature is in a bit of a spin! What with the blossom tree I saw, and loads of spring bulbs are coming up....tis a bit weird.

By contrast I see Scotland is in for temps of minus 5 or LESS over the weekend How would us soft southerners cope??

Having lived in Sheffield through really bitter winters I feel I'd cope. I'd worry about fuel bills though

Do you get a cold weather allowance??

No I fooking well don't you cheeky sod!

How old do you need to be to get that? By the time we are old enough they'll have done away with it.

By the time we get to that age they will have reopened the old workhouses

Do you like New Zealand's two options for a new flag??

I like the blue and black one with the white fern.

If IDS had his way the workhouses would be back NOW And a lot of folk would have no other option than to go into them That, or sleep on the streets.

Do you ever support CRISIS?

Yeah, I know loads of people that have worked for them also

Have you heard about the man shot in Wood Green??

No

Do you know which fool invented the gun?

Guns were used by the Ottoman Empire but Richard Gatling might be the name you are looking for

Ever shot a gun??

Yes.

Have you ever been mentioned on any other forums.

Yeah, right-wing forums used to quote me when I belonged to U75 on a regular basis

Ever been on the radio??

Yes but I fell off.

Do you have a favourite radio station.

Not any more, never listen to the radio these days.

I hadn't heard about that shooting, but sadly not surprised, I used to go there regularly back in the day and watched it decline. Last time I went, it was The Hood Felt VERY unsafe.

Chunky houmus or smooth?