Santa's been ordered not to come this year
But I won a £20 Waterstones gift card last week so I'm gonna have a good splurge

What is the last book you bought?

Another of Robert Holdstock's I asked my daughter for a book called The Real Middle Earth: Magic and Mystery in the Dark Ages by Brian Bates. Hopefully.....

In the absence of a proper nutcracker, what can I crack nuts with? Sensible answers only please

I shall hand this one over to Picto .....

I've got a hammer. Will that do?

It might be the more practical and sensible suggestion ....

Can't you buy a nutcracker or is that too easy?

That would involve leaving the house....I bought a bag of nuts, and I can't find my mum's old nutcrackers although they must be here somewhere.....isn't it always the way, I will find the beggars the moment I've scoffed the last nut?

it is always the way.

How are ou breaking them, putting them between your thighs and squeezing?

Don't be ridiculous

I've not cracked any yet

What is your favourite nut?

Cashews !!!!

It was dry roasted .... and ohmigod the nut dust at the bottom of each packet !!!! But last year I became intolerant to the old peanut

What yours????

Peanuts. I am seriously addicted to peanut butter

Can you suddenly become allergic to peanuts with no reason???

I have with many many things but my body is totally fooked up

Crunchy or smooth?

Crunchy

It's most disloyal of your body to be fooked up when you wants to eat things it can't handle Mine had better not be listening in to any of this. Don't get ideas, body!!

Do you ever meet very odd folks on DS?

Oh yes

Previous page - I'm off Santa's List permanently, I don't think he will reconsider at this point

Do you like super-sour sweets??

My wife's peanut allergy developed over time

I love super sour sweets.

How do you know you are developing peanut allergy?

I will leave that question for Nate - and will wait a while for his reply

Do you eat within the 3 hours before you go to bed ?

Yeah

Any allergy questions are best directed to my wife tbh

Favourite record from this year??

I don't think I know any. I've only just caught up with 2014

What be yours?

Bored in the US by Father John Misty

Favourite anime??

too many to choose

https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...AqMQMwhwKDQwNA

What is yours ??

Akira....back in the day but classic.

Pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds but Pumpkin seeds aren't as horrific as I thought they'd be. Pumpkin anything else? Throw it on the floor and stamp on it till it's dead

Turnip or swede?

Swede, makes lovely neeps to go with haggis!

Butternut squash or sweet potatoes?

Sweet potatoes

Brussels sprouts or deadleg??

Sprouts are ace

(And both Butternut squash and Sweet Potato - makes the most delish soup)

Chinese burn or a wedgie?