Two or three loads a week unless I have visitors...then a lot more with the bedding and towels.

When you were a kid, were there always those round boxes of orange and lemon jelly slices that no one ate?

No, never bought. There were starving kids in Africa y'know

Did you own Do They Know It's Christmas on vinyl??

No, I was never a Wham fan.

When did you first get a computer?

Early 80's... one of the first to get a BBC computer as my Da was well into it

It was Band Aid you buffoon

Favourite festive record??

Driving Home for Christmas

Missed the 90s Christmas due to phone call I shall iPlayer it when its up.

Would you get a tattoo of your other half's name?

Unless it's your own child there is no excuse for having such a tattoo imho

What tattoo would you get if forced??

Never anyone's name I'd like a leaf or fern tatttoo. But I never get round to properly thinking about it, where it would go, what ink, etc.

Got the iPlayer!

I think a bat just flew into the window.... much flapping and bumping Would that scare you?

It would momentarily startle me, then I'd spend the rest of my life worrying about it and wondering if it was okay

What shower gel are you using currently?

(And I loved the sweetie orange and lemon slices. I need to find me some )

Use Radox, variety of smell sensations!

Why do peeps prefer showers to baths??

It's quicker and more convenient I find but nothing beats that newly bathed feeling of freshness

Do you prefer a shower or bath?

Bath. End of.

Is convenience what you look for in a partner??

At this point in my life I'm looking for anything with a pulse


What do you want for Christmas?

A Dukla Prague away shirt.

Do you like Half-Man Half-Biscuit??

I love their Trumpton Riots track but in general preferred PWEI

Are secondary ticket sites "disgraceful" for selling tickets to gigs at inflated prices??

Absolutely. You also have many 'independent' folks profiteering also.

Do you put any type of fruit on cereal??

Baanas, grapes if any, bloobs if any.

Have you ever tried almond milk?

No. The growing of almonds had a huge negative impact on California during their drought btw

What are Baanas??

Do you consider the impact on the environment of the food you eat??

I try to! But was unaware of that regards almonds

Baanas are a sheep's favourite fruit Have you heard any of the goat versions of Chrimbo songs flooding the internets? They're BAAAAArking!!!

No and I have far too much to do today to go You Tubing funnies again so please stop bringing such delights to my attention !!!

What is your LEAST fave Crimbo song?

I hate them all aside from the FOB and Blink182 festive songs

Will Mourinho be getting the push today??

Surely? Might cost Roman a few £££ in compensation though.

Roy Castle or Roy Orbison??

Castle.

Macarons or mince pies? I have one of both I brought home from a festive tea!

Mince pies

Do you make nice custard or is it all lumpy??

Macarons.

What flavour is they?

Sugar flavour I expect

Do you make nice custard or is it all lumpy??