DS Forums

 
 

Is Ola's sexy calendar inappropriate?


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 18-10-2015, 22:16
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
Does Ola have some eye hand to mouth coordination problem? I just hope she clears up after herself, the smell of sour milk is revolting.
Good question. I have concluded it must have been after a dinner party. Notice how many matching plates are in the dishwasher. Its a lot for the two of them so presumably they have had company over and she is slightly the worse for wear.
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 18-10-2015, 22:38
davethorp
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Preston, Lancashire
Posts: 7,255
It's a very good question and one I'm willing to help you answer. All I need is a copy of said calendar, a research grant and 5 maybe 6 weeks, actually no make that months to conduct my in depth research.

I will then happily report my findings however I may need some assistance in doing so as I may have lost my sight. All in the name of scientific research......
davethorp is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 22:46
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
It's a very good question and one I'm willing to help you answer. All I need is a copy of said calendar, a research grant and 5 maybe 6 weeks, actually no make that months to conduct my in depth research.

I will then happily report my findings however I may need some assistance in doing so as I may have lost my sight. All in the name of scientific research......
Will you be needing a supply of milk for this research?
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 22:55
CravenHaven
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: in the Sun (ツ)
Posts: 11,230
"After Craig's prurient quote about Ola's calendar, interest shot up. In more ways than one"
CravenHaven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:00
alan29
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 20,484
Not sexy.
Tacky, cheap and obvious.
alan29 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:00
Ellie_
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,021
I think it's sexist and disgraceful... that none of the boys have released a similar calender.
Ellie_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:04
MinaH
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Posts: 2,055
"After Craig's prurient quote about Ola's calendar, interest shot up. ... "
Absolutely. It wouldn't surprise me if Craig has an investment in the calendar. I assume it is for 2016 and now is the time people will begin to think about presents and ordering in next years calendar. James Jordan must be rubbing his hand in some glee.
MinaH is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:05
CravenHaven
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: in the Sun (ツ)
Posts: 11,230
You lot just don't get it. It's an edgy postmodern feminist critique of the traditional women's role in the kitchen, and the emancipation of the messy instinct.
James Jordan must be rubbing his hand in some glee.
I don't want to know about his messy instinct. Thankyou.
CravenHaven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:12
curvybabes
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Scotland
Posts: 11,135
I think it's sexist and disgraceful... that none of the boys have released a similar calender.
I'm with you.
curvybabes is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:26
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
The only thing that is shocking me is Ola and James' choice of crockery.
Such poor lines, heavy looking and too blocky not to mention Dee You double El. Daahling.
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:27
alan29
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 20,484
Getting yer arse out.
Classy, that.
alan29 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:30
fatskia
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 8,563
I think it's sexist and disgraceful... that none of the boys have released a similar calender.
And of course.............

http://www.entertainment-focus.com/s...2014-calendar/
fatskia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:31
BuddyBontheNet
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Away with the faries
Posts: 27,378
Craig should mind his own business .
I agree.

I think it's sexist and disgraceful... that none of the boys have released a similar calender.
I agree with you too.
BuddyBontheNet is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:33
BuddyBontheNet
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Away with the faries
Posts: 27,378
We cross posted, but I never fancied Robin. Don't fancy Kevin either, but any of the others would probably brush up quite nicely in the right light!
BuddyBontheNet is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:35
Monkseal
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,654
So I'll put you down for an Anton for Xmas then BB?
Monkseal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:41
tabithakitten
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 7,240
Does Ola have some eye hand to mouth coordination problem? I just hope she clears up after herself, the smell of sour milk is revolting.
My initial thoughts were similar on seeing this pic. She's a messy mare.

I don't think I'm this product's target audience.
tabithakitten is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:42
fatskia
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 8,563
So I'll put you down for an Anton for Xmas then BB?


I'd guess Anton just needs to be asked... - and waxed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-hirsute.html
fatskia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:45
Cranfield
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 230
There is something rather sick about a husband pimping nude and partly clothed pictures of his wife.
They are not "artistic", more like "soft porn".
Cranfield is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:47
BuddyBontheNet
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Away with the faries
Posts: 27,378
So I'll put you down for an Anton for Xmas then BB?
Ooooops! Completely forgot about Anton. I will never get to sleep now with that image on my brain!
BuddyBontheNet is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:50
Sherlock_Holmes
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 4,283
Aliona also has a fairly racy calendar, just for completeness' sake.
Aliona even has a racy twitter background At least, last time I checked
Sherlock_Holmes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:52
BuddyBontheNet
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Away with the faries
Posts: 27,378


I'd guess Anton just needs to be asked... - and waxed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-hirsute.html
O M G!

No wonder he keeps his shirt on. He looks like the 'before' photo for male waxing.
BuddyBontheNet is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:53
dancingbearbear
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,299
Good question. I have concluded it must have been after a dinner party. Notice how many matching plates are in the dishwasher. Its a lot for the two of them so presumably they have had company over and she is slightly the worse for wear.
I get hellish thirsty when I'm emptying the dishwasher in nothing more than my undercrackers. Could happen to anyone.
dancingbearbear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:53
bobbla
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,211


I'd guess Anton just needs to be asked... - and waxed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-hirsute.html
Christ on a bike.

No wonder hes not really spray tanned on strictly. They can't find him underneath all that
bobbla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:54
johartuk
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 7,509
James and Ola are desperate to be zelebs. It's sad, really, because they have a talent (dancing), but they seem more concerned with getting their faces in the tabloids and living the z-list lifestyle. The calendars are tacky - whilst there's no full-frontal nudity, the photos are clearly supposed to be sexual, and the calendars are clearly marketed at an adult market. I can understand why the BBC are unhappy.
johartuk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-10-2015, 23:58
BuddyBontheNet
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Away with the faries
Posts: 27,378
James and Ola are desperate to be zelebs. It's sad, really, because they have a talent (dancing), but they seem more concerned with getting their faces in the tabloids and living the z-list lifestyle. The calendars are tacky - whilst there's no full-frontal nudity, the photos are clearly supposed to be sexual, and the calendars are clearly marketed at an adult market. I can understand why the BBC are unhappy.
So what do you think of Aliona's 2016 calendar?
BuddyBontheNet is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
 
Reply




 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:51.