Good question. I have concluded it must have been after a dinner party. Notice how many matching plates are in the dishwasher. Its a lot for the two of them so presumably they have had company over and she is slightly the worse for wear.

It's a very good question and one I'm willing to help you answer. All I need is a copy of said calendar, a research grant and 5 maybe 6 weeks, actually no make that months to conduct my in depth research.

I will then happily report my findings however I may need some assistance in doing so as I may have lost my sight. All in the name of scientific research......

Will you be needing a supply of milk for this research?

"After Craig's prurient quote about Ola's calendar, interest shot up. In more ways than one"

Not sexy.
Tacky, cheap and obvious.

I think it's sexist and disgraceful... that none of the boys have released a similar calender.

Absolutely. It wouldn't surprise me if Craig has an investment in the calendar. I assume it is for 2016 and now is the time people will begin to think about presents and ordering in next years calendar. James Jordan must be rubbing his hand in some glee.

You lot just don't get it. It's an edgy postmodern feminist critique of the traditional women's role in the kitchen, and the emancipation of the messy instinct.

I don't want to know about his messy instinct. Thankyou.

I'm with you.

The only thing that is shocking me is Ola and James' choice of crockery.
Such poor lines, heavy looking and too blocky not to mention Dee You double El. Daahling.

Getting yer arse out.
Classy, that.

And of course.............

http://www.entertainment-focus.com/s...2014-calendar/

I agree.


I agree with you too.

We cross posted, but I never fancied Robin. Don't fancy Kevin either, but any of the others would probably brush up quite nicely in the right light!

So I'll put you down for an Anton for Xmas then BB?

My initial thoughts were similar on seeing this pic. She's a messy mare.

I don't think I'm this product's target audience.

I'd guess Anton just needs to be asked... - and waxed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-hirsute.html

There is something rather sick about a husband pimping nude and partly clothed pictures of his wife.
They are not "artistic", more like "soft porn".

Ooooops! Completely forgot about Anton. I will never get to sleep now with that image on my brain!

Aliona even has a racy twitter background At least, last time I checked

O M G!

No wonder he keeps his shirt on. He looks like the 'before' photo for male waxing.

I get hellish thirsty when I'm emptying the dishwasher in nothing more than my undercrackers. Could happen to anyone.

Christ on a bike.

No wonder hes not really spray tanned on strictly. They can't find him underneath all that

James and Ola are desperate to be zelebs. It's sad, really, because they have a talent (dancing), but they seem more concerned with getting their faces in the tabloids and living the z-list lifestyle. The calendars are tacky - whilst there's no full-frontal nudity, the photos are clearly supposed to be sexual, and the calendars are clearly marketed at an adult market. I can understand why the BBC are unhappy.

So what do you think of Aliona's 2016 calendar?