Is it possible?
That Mr Nice Guy, Gary
Is Mr Angry?

The smiling Frenchman
Charms his team, and the diners
S'il vous plait, Monsieur!

Hells Kitchen Haiku,
I hear you say? Oh if you
insist, Ena S!

I am a Rhodey
Roadie, but not too down on
JCN either.

Thanks for joining in
Not wanting to write alone
I hoped someone would!

Ah voila JC
Zee 'andsome frenchie
Will cream ze pantie of all ze ladies...

Frenchie and Platey
obviously don't mix too
well, as we shall see.

Plate related fun
for Jean Christophe as the poor
Henry bears the brunt.

I thought throwing plates
Was a Greek custom, not French
Looks like I was wrong!

I did not see show
last night. Did anything of
importance happen?

Nothing of great importance. Gary Rhodes lost it a little and his team lost the challenge.Yeah!
Go Team JC!!! With those eyes and this charm, he CANNOT lose (but I'm biased, I'm French!)

Thanks for info, mate.
Haiku thread should be kept at
standard Haiku form.

Lines of five, seven
and five syllables help to
maintain the Haiku

Missed it too, because
Wednesdays means Grand Designs
Catch up tonight though!

Will Rhodey's Reds lose
another team member, or
will JC lose one?

Are Sam and Aaron
Hoping to get more votes, by
Sharing their showers?

I would quite like to
share a shower with JC.
Would he throw the soap?

Another one goes
And she's gone from the red team
How convenient!

I quite agree with
the "sacking" as Angus states.
She was just rubbish

What a kerfuffle!
More fighting than cooking here
Kitchen Hell for sure!

Plates fly through the air
Beer comes often in a stein
Air between Gary's ears

Is the public vote
Making any difference to
Who wins Hell's Kitchen?

It seems such a fix
That one each: boy/girl; red/blue
Is left in there now!

You all like Kellie
Am I the only one who
Thinks she boring thick

Although look at choice
Cant say I liked anyone
Vote Terry he's red!

Lust for Jean Christophe
A god among men but no!
He likes cheap slappers.