Pick one contestant to predict (you can do more if you want!). Here's mine...

Bupsi:

Nick - Bupsi I thought that was a really energetic performance! But for me vocally if I'm being honest with you, it wasn't up to the bar that's been set by other acts we've heard tonight (cue "boooos", then Nick quickly tries to inject back some positivity...) But it was fun, I'll give you that!

Rita - I LOVE you! I think you have sass, you have presence! That was a very entertaining rendition of a great song, and (she gives a cheeky look to simon) I think you may have set someone's hormones on fire tonight cue cat calls from the audience

Cheryl - Oh Bupsi, you know I love you you're a pleasure to watch and I've talked to you backstage and you're actually a really nice person. I am kind of on Grimmy's side though - I do think it's all about performance for you rather than singing more aggressive and unnecessary booing But you livened up the night and the audience enjoyed it so well done my friend!

Simon - Er Bupsi, I never claimed you were the best singer in the competition. But the reason I put you through in my top 3 is because there's nobody else like you in the competition. So I really really hope the public get behind you and vote for you tonight as this show wouldn't be the same without a "bit of nasty"

That's brilliant! I couldn't help but read the comments in their respective accents - spot on!!

Hahaha thanks I wanna hear other people's predictions though

Louisa
Nick I love it you are defonatly the Person all of my boys have to beet
Cheryl Well done Pet I am so proud of you and
your only 17
Simon I didn't Like It I loved it

Rita Thanks for that you are stunning

Anthony

Cheryl: Anthony, WOW!!! No more standing in the shadows for you, my friend, this is your time to show people what you are made of!!

Simon: You are what this competition is made for. You haven't had the breaks, for whatever reason over the years and you are using this as a platform to show people and yourself the talent you have. Good for you. Congratulations!

Nick: .......................................

Rita: You Go Boy!! I loved it, my little soul boy!

I think you could be right - must watch on Saturday you are definitely spot on with their quotes. Same thing every year just different acts

Haha this is so spot on, this show is soooo predictable!!

Exactly!! We could write the script for it...I suppose after so many years of the XF what new is there left to say?

Alien

Nick: "Hey you guys I'm such a positive person that even though your brand of music holds no interest for me, I think you could win this. I was actually reading from a card."
Rita: "Having come from The Voice (plug, plug - pay me more money) I can honestly tell you that if I had my chair facing the other way I'd swear I was listening to a bunch of Spice Girl wannabes."
Cheryl: "My bootiful girlies, I've dyed all you's hair a defferent culour because that's all I could think of to dooo. You wus spotless."
Simon: "Look, girls <laughs with a dramatic fake pause> that wasn't a bad start but you're going to have to up your game 1000% if you want to compete with my lot. You with the pink hair - you're cute - the rest of you -- watch a few Katy Perry videos ok?"

haha great predictions guys, keep them coming!

Reggie N Bollie

Rita - I just love you. You're so fun and you bring such a positive energy to the stage. You're like a ray of light and I just loved it. Yes I'm avoiding talking about your performance and just talking about you as people because I'm the token nice one.

Nick - It was really fun and energetic. Not the best vocal we've seen tonight, blah blah whatever generic comment in relevant. Probably something critical that's actually true that'll get booed by that braying mob they call an audience.

Simon - Look, guys, d'you know what, right, it was like, a mouse trying to be a dragon. You're so totally and utterly nuts that I kind of liked it. Obviously you're not the best singers in the competition but you know, we need acts like you in the competition. Everything I say is calculated.

Cheryl - Ah thoroughly enjoyed that performance. Ah picked yez because ah knew you could delivah the performance. You bring something fun, and something excitin to the stage and ah think the people at home are gonna pick up the phone and vote. I'm only giving you token support because you're my act.

Cheryl getting upset and saying to Simon on live TV.

"Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets".

This is awesome! enjoyed reading all the way! you should do it to all other acts! cheers

Hahaha spot on! Next one, Alien...

Nick - Alien that was a really fun performance! Whilst the vocals weren't great, nobody really cares because you bring something special, something unique that this industry really needs. If you released an album right now I 100% would play it on the radio.

Rita - Wow you really brought it, you were rockin' it out on stage! Seriously ladies, well done! It was the perfect song choice and I have to give Brian Friedman credit for the choreography work he did with you guys because performance-wise that was flawless!

Simon - I have to disagree. I actually hated the song, hated the dancing. It all seemed strange, like you were on drugs or something in your own world on another planet.

Cheryl snaps back - Well they are called "Alien" so what do you expect? I mean girls, don't listen to this idiot on my left he's just jealous of my fab girls cos he's been stuck with a weaker category. (Simon SCowells). Girls you did an amazing job up there, the crowd loved it and you have so much more to give so the public really need to pick up their phones and vote for yas cos yar amazing, literally!

Olly - So Alien, you've had some great feedback from some of the judges, but also some not so positive comments from Simon. What do you have to say about that?

Alien - Well obviously we take all criticism on board, but no we don't take drugs! As Grimmy says we're just trying to bring something different to the table and we have so much more we have to offer and we really hope the public can see that!

Caroline - (Awkward laugh) Well I hope so too! Amazing! Well everyone remember, if you want to see more of Alien then pick up your phones and vote when the lines open at the end of the show. But let's give it up for Alien!


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Can someone please do one for Che and Sean and also Louisa
I am no good at this sort of thing

CHE

Nick: "Oh my god Che, you sounded even better than you did at (my) house! As Jon's not around I'm at a loss as to what to say next..."

Rita: "Che, you are so CUTE! It looks like the wardrobe department has taken you by the scruff of the neck."
Nick: "Are you saying he was scruffy Rita?"
Rita: "No way, you look so sexy in that lil black number..."

Cheryl: "Che, I think yur vocales were stunnin'. Where did you learn to sing like that? What a big pair of lungs you 'ave. Ahm with yuz all the wey."

Simon: "Che, you're the one to watch - the dark-horse of this competition. Nick did well to choose you. Thing is are we going to get the same old performance week after week. You need to up your game my friend - but that was seriously good, not great."

haha this thread is funny, esp reading Cheryl's with accents lol!

i'll have a go too...

on MAX STONE .... after a surprised excellent performance....

Rita: u know what, all i can say is i can listen to u singing all day! u have such a great voice. i'm glad Simon has picked u.

Cheryl: am also glad that Simon has chosen u instead. (my groups now has more chances of winning!). but i do think u hav to come out more of your shell & prove evryone u got really an X factor!

Nick: Simon choosing u has made me easier to let go of my boy Josh, as i think u have the same market, serenading ladies out there. i think viewers will love u, just prove them u also got great personality to match that great voice.

Simon: Nick, that's big of u talking about personality ! anyway, listen Max, apology for calling u like half-dead & no personality. u have proven me otherwise, now that we have started working together. to be honest, i have chosen u over someone else (better) as i know u are the typical X Factor winner (bland & boring but with good enough looks!). i'm looking forward in getting to know u more!

Seann

Simon: You know what Seann, it is for people like you that we have this show.
You make me extremely proud to be British.

In an alternative Universe:

Louis:

Bupsi, you're like a little Sinnitta!

Che, you remind me of Craig Colton from 2011.

Alien, you're like Girls Aloud if I'd let them style themselves.

Reggie and Bollie, you're like black Jedward.

Oh, just the usual:

You made it your own (= You slowed down a song that's meant to be a happy, carefree, up-tempo number so that its meaning was completely lost.)

You don't know how good you are.

I didn't like it ... I loved it.

Is it too soon for a 'world-class'?

"Seann, you remind me of a young Dame Edna...I can see you going all the way."

In all honesty I'm betting they'll skate around mentioning Seann's unusual style at all for fear of being dragged through the press.

Seann

Nick: "Seann, I am loving that camp, you know how to work a stiletto my friend."
Seann: "Actually Nick, I'm married with three kidz - hope you're not too disappointed."
Nick: "Gosh no - I mean..." <gets into a hot sweat> "Rita rescue me please."

Rita: "Seann, I tell you, you wear those clothes way better than I ever could. Kate Bush will be coming back out of retirement again. You're her main rival."
Seann: "Thanx Riit, Kate and I go back a long way..." <crowd cheers>

Cheryl: "Seann, let's get serrius pet, if you ignore the image - alls I can hear is purfict singin'. I'll be buying yursz album deffo,"

Simon: <coughs> "Seann, whatever Nick's been doing to you...well it's working."
Seann: "My wife doesn't approve of comments like that Simon."
Simon: "Regardless - I'm feeling a bit hot under the collar myself. Stiil, I'm a family man also - kudos to you. You cross all boundaries. That was amazing."

Mason

Nick You really gave it your all and made it your performance which is like really hard to do when you have to put all the negetive press behind you
Simon I never have liked your performance but the public will see sence and eliminate you sooner rather than later (Audience cheer)
Cheryl You had a great go but i could see the nerves tonight so you may be in trouble
Rita Yeah at 1st i didnt know why Nick chose you but you have cleared up you attitude and that has improved greatly as has your performance and you could be a dark horse

That's a little too convincing. Are you by any chance one of the producers or script writers working on X Factor this year?

Like others have posted, it's very believable and we should come back to this post after the live show so we can compare how close your comments were.