Kindly take your own advice. Oh and don't be jealous.

In Catholic theology you have to be deceased before you can become one of the Blessed. I don't think Adele is Catholic though.

Is it mandatory to mention her body size when discussing her music? It seems to be. Although I think it gives her more credibility than just being another plastic fantastic pop princess.

Perhaps, but those that make remarks that add nothing to an intelligent conversation will always justify and deflect. Guess that's where those "big guns" come in handy...

Has Jools Holland invited her to appear on "Later?"

I bet he'd love to accompany here on the piano, singing a honky-tonk version of her latest release.

Rach they always come in very handy

Edit. I'm not sure whats allowed to be talked about...
Dude I just picture you with one slightly bigger bicep than the other. All that sweet talk about the ladies and all.

It's a huge relief I like girls.... Spare yourself the embarrassment

I'm not aware of any Adele tracks other than that 'Pavements' song, as I only listen to Radio 6, and they don't play her.

I hear that her latest tune is doing very well, and 99% of the world has bought it.

My question is, is it any good ?

How would you rate it as a classic against something like Soft Cell's cover of 'Tainted Love' ?

Is it that good, or better ?

Totally different so hard to compare but the song itself (and video) will pass into the general pop culture frame of reference.

I think its a really good song too. One of her best. It's pretty simple musically, really just a platform to feature the vocals but with her vocals, why not? It's not a huge departure from her previous work (some of which you really should check out) but its a superior pop ballad for sure. I reckon the album will be more interesting in terms of the variety of songs though.

And I like guys! What a coincidence!

Well you wouldn't be the first to picture me or the last. A lot of men are jealous of my physique. I just say train hard, eat well, reap the rewards and the admiring glances.

It's kinda funny tho. I don't picture you at all.

Big Guns - lets go on a date

Keep on topic, this isn't Grindr

If it was Grindr, he'd be asking for a lot more than a date.

I'm surprised at the turn this has taken though, because I expected that Big Guns spent him time cry-wanking to Adele pics while belting out Someone Like You.