I'm having such a lovely time,
In this jungle where we sing and mime,
It's really been great,
As there has been no hate,
And we've got used to the jungle grime!
Here's mine.. now I'm off to think up a better one about beans and rice for the main thread.
There once was a campmate called Mary,
Whose legs got incredibly hairy,
She thought she'd be brave,
So didn't bother to shave,
Now she wishes her luxury item was a razor.
Spoiler
The last line is a deliberate subversion of the Limerick pattern.
My time in the jungle has been amazing
With Mari, Eliza, Mary there's been lots of crazing
Even a few fights
In the lights
Why it all happens in the celebrity jungle all the way in Australia
When we first entered, all seemed bright
Until me and Adam began to fight
Over my dear friend madness
The sun was shining
Just at the same time as Adam was whining.
Originally Posted by Marianne_321: “I do miss my other jungle buddies, so that's the worst thing about being in jail, plus I hate snakes & bugs!! Urgh *shudders*”
WHat about the zebra?
Originally Posted by Marianne_321: “Can I ask you if you loved my limerick about you & Cal??? ”
Originally Posted by pothuthic: “The Zebra is a bug lover.
Who do you think will go tomorrow?”
Connor!!!
I actually really want it to be Connor since he's not been active. I feel those who've made an effort to take part deserve a chance & to be in the show longer!!
PS/ Well if the Zebra loves bugs, he's accidentally squished a few, which is good enough for me!!!
I actually really want it to be Connor since he's not been active. I feel those who've made an effort to take part deserve a chance & to be in the show longer!!
PS/ Well if the Zebra loves bugs, he's accidentally squished a few, which is good enough for me!!!”