I have a friend at work and she and I would love to see Booby in the jungle.

I don't mean anything improper - I mean Booby - wife of ex-racing pundit John Mccririck!

She appeared with him in "Wife Swap" and was fantastically ghastly - a truly horrid old ghoul.

She would be perfect for the jungle in her grotesqueness - please join our campaign to get Booby in the jungle!

She was excellent on Coach Trip, I support this campaign.

Yes, I hope we see lots of boobies in the jungle!