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Old 04-11-2015, 21:24
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Charlene blatantly fancies Richard
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:24
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It would go down a treat in this modern age... Has politically correct written all over it..
Yep and then make a gay daddy bee book titled A Sting in the Tail.

OK bees don't have tails so that might need working on.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:24
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It's a bit late for market research.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:24
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Yes thats her, I appreciate she is nice, clever and good at her job, but her accent drives me nuts first thing. Back on topic I think Charlene reading the book is a good idea with the rhyming and her accent. NATALIE to pitch??? Did he not see the last time she did?
She was removed from presenting BBC Breakfast because there were complaints about her accent.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:24
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Richard being shot down all the time.
I'm not listening to him. I'm only listening to David
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:24
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Have they even done their market research?

Awful, too many words.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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OMG moisture rife got through!!!
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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I still don't like moisture rife.. just go with wet..
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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Ello Princess Snotty!


This could run and run ...
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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So she can't pitch to one buyer in case she has a coughing fit, but she's okay to pitch to the other??
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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Kids are not impressed.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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Those poor children look so disinterested!
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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Is it fair to say most of them don't have kids? If they do, it's worrying!
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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April has a face like a smacked goat.
Usain Goat...
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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I'm just waiting for someone to mispronounce Snottydink during the pitch.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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Charlene blatantly fancies Richard
She'll be pulling his hair and running away next.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:25
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Mummy, what's moisture rife?
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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I'm not listening to him. I'm only listening to David
lol
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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Yep and then make a gay daddy bee book titled A Sting in the Tail.

OK bees don't have tails so that might need working on.
In this day and age of multi faiths etc, they could have a scorpion joining the family
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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Charlene is being too brave and exposing herseff - she's done a good job so far - but has no one else to blame if it goes wrong?

Sam still has a dud product..
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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The trouble is that it does sound petty and very unprofessional.
I agree with you, and if she hasnt got a reasonable excuse for it, it could backfire on her badly.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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Yep and then make a gay daddy bee book titled A Sting in the Tail.

OK bees don't have tails so that might need working on.
The stinger sort of acts as a tail because when they sting someone it gets left in!
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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Charlene blatantly fancies Richard
She knows if she speaks to him directly, moisture will be rife and he'll end up getting tossed.

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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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Looks like Peter Griffin's Handiquacks
oh no, now i'm singing the theme tune.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:26
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£4.50 for a pamphlet?
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