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Old 04-11-2015, 21:06
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Good god.. !!
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:06
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Their next task is to fix this fecking site!
I had to turn off Javascript
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing
Both lol.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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Is that the smell or performance, or both?
Haha! You have to ask
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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Their next task is to fix this fecking site!
The black flashes when refreshing pages or after making a post it would piss off Roy Orbison.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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Didn't realise Charlene is Welsh.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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Ruddy 'ard Kipling was a talented author.


It could only be you
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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Selina always looks like someone put a turd in her hand.
True
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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Charleen knows it all.....but I bet she couldn't write a story.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:07
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They are small kids they don't want adventure they want bright pictures and simple stories
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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The black flashes when refreshing pages or after making a post it would piss off Roy Orbison.
It's giving me a headache and the small font is causing eye strain ... awful changes
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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LOL My degree is in Creative Writing. Owned.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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Evening all, well this should be really interesting NOT!! Who can outdo each other..and write the most crappiest childrens book..
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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The bee story is the kind of thing Richard scarry would churn out... bit like Bears in the night.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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The black flashes when refreshing pages or after making a post it would piss off Roy Orbison.
Indeed, it's quite annoying.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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People get a degree in creative writing.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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Sam who? joins Conexis(sp?)

That coloured fake Hair could be used as a floor mop quite easily
Where do you think the colour came from in the first place?
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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Sounds a bit complicated for a 3 year old .....
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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Sam is a literary genius
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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Claude's teams got a right think tank going haven't they? I'm actually losing the will to live.😊
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:08
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Natalie in her Diedre Barlow t-shirt!

Charleine is looking most successful so far...
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:09
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Do they not shower before they leave the house? The bald guy was using deodorant to mask the smell of sweat.
I noticed that too... Then I tried to justify it by saying maybe they showered before going to bed..
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:09
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Richard is a knob. He loves the sound of his own voice.
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:09
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Writing a children's book is about the only thing that's on their level
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Old 04-11-2015, 21:09
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Charleen knows it all.....but I bet she couldn't write a story.
It's too American to suggest children need a comforter. I never heard of it before Peanuts did it.
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