Originally Posted by alcockell:
“He's talking a load of wank.. as always...”
“He's talking a load of wank.. as always...”
I do hope thats not in the kid's book!
The Apprentice "Childrens Book" 4/11/2015
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Originally Posted by Lisa.B:
“It's like watching a bunch of monkeys in a room of typewriters. You can see the cogs turning.”
“It's like watching a bunch of monkeys in a room of typewriters. You can see the cogs turning.”
Actually a bunch of monkeys would do better than the actual candidates.
Originally Posted by vixyvic:
“Are they just ripping off the gruffalo?”
“Are they just ripping off the gruffalo?”
Sounds like it - and the Gruffalo borrowed heavily from Lewis Carroll..
Originally Posted by Wallasey Saint:
“That might get her fired if she's on the losing team.”
“That might get her fired if she's on the losing team.”
One can live in hope
Though to be fair at this stage there would be more that i want fired than i would want to save.
Originally Posted by ChateauMarmont:
“Natalie in her Diedre Barlow t-shirt!
Charleine is looking most successful so far...”
“Natalie in her Diedre Barlow t-shirt!
Charleine is looking most successful so far...”
And we all know where that usually leads.
Sam succumbs to the usual apprentice curse of the creative challenge.
Does Sam not get this is a kids book? He's making it way too complicated for himself, simple easy kids books are the best.
Originally Posted by divingbboy:
“Have they yet worked out that bees don't collect honey?”
“Have they yet worked out that bees don't collect honey?”
That's the moral message. It doesn't matter how hard you work. If you don't know what you're doing you're on the road to failure.
An element of irony in there.
Originally Posted by chloeb:
“April has a degree in creative writing but didn't put herself up for PM?”
“April has a degree in creative writing but didn't put herself up for PM?”
She's already been a Team Leader though and Charleine was very keen.
Originally Posted by Wallasey Saint:
“Actually a bunch of monkeys would do better than the actual candidates.”
“Actually a bunch of monkeys would do better than the actual candidates.
”
Well- one bunch of monkeys wrote Hamlet while decelerating from Improbability Drive...
Originally Posted by Ænima:
“Yeah, she definitely needs to be pulled up for that, especially since Charlene's only qualification was "I'm a mum"
”
“Yeah, she definitely needs to be pulled up for that, especially since Charlene's only qualification was "I'm a mum"
”
I hope so seeing as she'll probably criticise the PM
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