Sounds like a mental health issue I mean who in their right mind.........!
As for the the comments on the Express article just confirms why I try not to read comments on any articles to do with race or immigration, maybe Britain First should start advertising in the Express

Yes I would prefer my children to witness a road accident or someone taking ill, as they are not deliberate acts of a sexual nature in a public place. There are reasons laws are in place to stop this kind of thing - if it was socially acceptable then dozens of couples could be at it in shopping centres!

You'd RATHER your kids saw a road accident?

And we WONDER why the world has such an unhealthy attitude to sex!

WOW. Just WOW!

Yeah

Violent accident or sex.. err I'll take the sex

Indeed. Kids say: what are they doing? Some snickering (if they're old enough) - any younger and it's forgotten. Either way, they know - something - is happening and that it's probably naughty, but they don't really know what.

With an accident, those things stay with you for life!

are they the only options?

I'm afraid so. It's a massive shot to the face...

Or an accident

i need a bit more detail to make an informed decision....what sort of accident? One of those weird slips where you don't quite fall over?

I don't know. It's one of those throwaway comments from a previous poster who said they'd rather her kids see an accident than someone having smoochies in public.

Me personally, I'd like to watch a pie eating contest, but each to their own.

Oh well an accidental slip on some water that had been spilled would be educational
Pie eating would be ok although it would be frowned upon during the current Obesity Crisis
i think being forced to watch A Mime could be dangerous and lead to either unsavoury practises or suicide.

Is smoochies the latest euphemism for blow job? i thought we'd used them all up earlier

Why sir, I quite have no idea what this Blowjob is of what you speak...

That said, I wouldn't object to someone giving me a pearl necklace for Christmas.

me neither...THIS one is nice.....it would give me something to clutch.....

Yeah I can see that gift of love from me splashed all across your neck.

my price went up i replaced the link with something a little more me

To be honest she should have been done for littering too: "When she finished she spat into a tissue and threw it behind a plant pot in the shopping centre’s lift lobby lounge."

That's a little out of my price range. I'm more into a quick gobble at Burger King followed by a fumble through the knock-offs at Lidl.


Yes I did think that was particularly classy.

Whilst people performing sex acts in public is not something we want kids to witness the CCTV could not pick up any gratuitous shots of body parts being attended to so one assumes the kids did not know exactly what was happening, surely that is preferable to your kids seeing people injured or killed in a car crash ?

What it is the issue with not wanting to see sex acts in public. Also it was hardly simple smoochies now was it. It was someone performing oral sex on her husband.

What's a wrong with having a agenda as everyone will have a agenda either side of the fence

Instead of all this indignation accept that it is hardly the end of the world and simply tell your children what is happening or if they are young enough ignore it entirely. They will have forgotten about it 5 minutes later.

I'm not in any way condoning the act but it's hardly worthy of all this indignation. After all, it is an act of love between two people

Agreed but surely a sex act that is whilst wrong but difficult to be seen is preferable to your kids witnessing a car crash ?

Nope, happens every day between virtual strangers, no love involved.

Personally, I'd be more concerned about these kids running around and what appears to be body fluids dumped...not the end of the world, no, might be awkward if the 'kids' re-enacted what was going on, and not something most people want to see or have to clear up, which is why there are laws about this and why they went to court.

A car crash is something people don't plan on doing.

This they did plan it.

Don't really want to see either though or be involed in either if I was involved though think I'd take a accident over a sex act.

It was spontaneous. Something over came them they couldn't control themselves. Disgusting people. I mean they could've gone to the loo. Come on peope.

Perfectly put.

I went there purely for the comments ...what is WRONG with me??