*waves* from daughter's Norf London flat 
Username Silliness (Part 3)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“*waves* from daughter's Norf London flat”
“*waves* from daughter's Norf London flat
”
*waves back*
I am watching a documentary about Moose (Mooses) one with two calfs!! Ahh adorable. Apparently they don't like tannin. Explains why our Moose only drinks vodka.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“*waves back*
I am watching a documentary about Moose (Mooses) one with two calfs!! Ahh adorable. Apparently they don't like tannin. Explains why our Moose only drinks vodka.”
“*waves back*
I am watching a documentary about Moose (Mooses) one with two calfs!! Ahh adorable. Apparently they don't like tannin. Explains why our Moose only drinks vodka.”
I saw that!! Yes, the mooses were lovely, I loved the amorous moose and the lady who wasn't having any and made sure he knew it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I saw that!! Yes, the mooses were lovely, I loved the amorous moose and the lady who wasn't having any and made sure he knew it”
“I saw that!! Yes, the mooses were lovely, I loved the amorous moose and the lady who wasn't having any and made sure he knew it
”
Yes so did I. If a lady urinates when a gentlman advances its a fairly sure sign she isn't up for it in anyone's book.
But if Moose starts smacking her lips we are now warned to take appropriate action.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Yes so did I. If a lady urinates when a gentlman advances its a fairly sure sign she isn't up for it in anyone's book.”
“Yes so did I. If a lady urinates when a gentlman advances its a fairly sure sign she isn't up for it in anyone's book.
”
Adopts the squatting position
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Ahhhhhh Chipmunks my favourites.
IS Chins a chipmonk?”
“Ahhhhhh Chipmunks my favourites.
IS Chins a chipmonk?”
Erm? Do wot?
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Yes so did I. If a lady urinates when a gentlman advances its a fairly sure sign she isn't up for it in anyone's book.
But if Moose starts smacking her lips we are now warned to take appropriate action.”
“Yes so did I. If a lady urinates when a gentlman advances its a fairly sure sign she isn't up for it in anyone's book.
But if Moose starts smacking her lips we are now warned to take appropriate action.
”
We'd all better run for the hills!!
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Adopts the squatting position”
“Adopts the squatting position”
The lady moose didn't bother....she just turned her back and let rip a goodly stream!!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Erm? Do wot?”
“Erm? Do wot?”
Pardon Alvin??
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Adopts the squatting position”
“Adopts the squatting position”
No lipsmacking now. Even if your favouritest cake is on offer. You will scare us away.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We'd all better run for the hills!!
The lady moose didn't bother....she just turned her back and let rip a goodly stream!!
Pardon Alvin??”
“We'd all better run for the hills!!
The lady moose didn't bother....she just turned her back and let rip a goodly stream!!
Pardon Alvin??”
INdeed she wasn't proud was she. And this is where we get the expression 'Pi55 off~
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Oh premature eh? Although yours are serviced in the natural way by a bull rather than a man so I guess your dates are not so certain as they might be on AI farms.
Does the early arrival have consequences as it might for a human baby or has nature allowed for some contingency in gestation?
I suppose we should be planning you a pamper weekend for early April. You will be worn out by then I expect.”
“Oh premature eh? Although yours are serviced in the natural way by a bull rather than a man so I guess your dates are not so certain as they might be on AI farms.
Does the early arrival have consequences as it might for a human baby or has nature allowed for some contingency in gestation?
I suppose we should be planning you a pamper weekend for early April. You will be worn out by then I expect.
”
Don't think he was premature, more that Giles and his mum had a tryst that we didn't witness!
I honestly don't think prematurity causes problems, not that we've seen anyway. If anything, calves tend to go over their time.
Pamper weekend? Chance would be a fine thing!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*waves* from daughter's Norf London flat”
“*waves* from daughter's Norf London flat
”
*waves back* whereabouts in Norf Landan?
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Don't think he was premature, more that Giles and his mum had a tryst that we didn't witness!
I honestly don't think prematurity causes problems, not that we've seen anyway. If anything, calves tend to go over their time.
Pamper weekend? Chance would be a fine thing!”
“Don't think he was premature, more that Giles and his mum had a tryst that we didn't witness!
I honestly don't think prematurity causes problems, not that we've seen anyway. If anything, calves tend to go over their time.
Pamper weekend? Chance would be a fine thing!”
Well who can blame him?
I have to say I have never heard of premature calves whcih is why I asked but then my knowledge of farming is pretty well the AQrchers and TV programmes with Kate Humble
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“INdeed she wasn't proud was she. And this is where we get the expression 'Pi55 off~”
“INdeed she wasn't proud was she. And this is where we get the expression 'Pi55 off~
”
Originally Posted by tk096:
“*waves back* whereabouts in Norf Landan?”
“*waves back* whereabouts in Norf Landan?”
Barnet!
Three years ago I lived there myself not far from where mini twass is now. Very glad I now llive in the arse end of nowhere in the middle of the Kentish countryside 
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Barnet! Three years ago I lived there myself not far from where mini twass is now. Very glad I now llive in the arse end of nowhere in the middle of the Kentish countryside ”
“
Barnet!
Three years ago I lived there myself not far from where mini twass is now. Very glad I now llive in the arse end of nowhere in the middle of the Kentish countryside ”
Finsbury Park/Hornsey for me. And like you I like being in the arse end of nowhere
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Finsbury Park/Hornsey for me. And like you I like being in the arse end of nowhere”
“Finsbury Park/Hornsey for me. And like you I like being in the arse end of nowhere
”
My MUm lived in Hornsey - Birkbeck Road
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“My MUm lived in Hornsey - Birkbeck Road”
“My MUm lived in Hornsey - Birkbeck Road”
Walked it many times. That sounds really wrong!! In 1980 we couldn't afford cars!
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“
No lipsmacking now. Even if your favouritest cake is on offer. You will scare us away.”
“
No lipsmacking now. Even if your favouritest cake is on offer. You will scare us away.
”
Just seen this
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Walked it many times. That sounds really wrong!! In 1980 we couldn't afford cars!”
“Walked it many times. That sounds really wrong!! In 1980 we couldn't afford cars!”
She got married from No 48. But the house has been knocked down now. Funnily enough we had a family visit to London once and we went on a sort of walk down memory lane for her and Dad. We visited the road literally as they were knocking down that house. The ball was actually smashing the top floor as we got there. I must ask her about that. I was too little to appreciate it but it must have been upseting for her to arrive at that moment.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“She got married from No 48. But the house has been knocked down now. Funnily enough we had a family visit to London once and we went on a sort of walk down memory lane for her and Dad. We visited the road literally as they were knocking down that house. The ball was actually smashing the top floor as we got there. I must ask her about that. I was too little to appreciate it but it must have been upseting for her to arrive at that moment.”
“She got married from No 48. But the house has been knocked down now. Funnily enough we had a family visit to London once and we went on a sort of walk down memory lane for her and Dad. We visited the road literally as they were knocking down that house. The ball was actually smashing the top floor as we got there. I must ask her about that. I was too little to appreciate it but it must have been upseting for her to arrive at that moment.”
Aw An.
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Finsbury Park/Hornsey for me. And like you I like being in the arse end of nowhere”
“Finsbury Park/Hornsey for me. And like you I like being in the arse end of nowhere
”
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“My MUm lived in Hornsey - Birkbeck Road”
“My MUm lived in Hornsey - Birkbeck Road”
Ex Mr Twass was born and brought up in Hornsey....the name of the road he lived in as a child escapes me. Old Edwardian house with a cellar, four kids and a lodger. Moved out when he was about 12 to the Barnet area.
Funny we all have connections to a very close area
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ex Mr Twass was born and brought up in Hornsey....the name of the road he lived in as a child escapes me. Old Edwardian house with a cellar, four kids and a lodger. Moved out when he was about 12 to the Barnet area.
Funny we all have connections to a very close area”
“Ex Mr Twass was born and brought up in Hornsey....the name of the road he lived in as a child escapes me. Old Edwardian house with a cellar, four kids and a lodger. Moved out when he was about 12 to the Barnet area.
Funny we all have connections to a very close area
”
My sister lived in Barnet too for a while while she spent 20 years hobnobbing down that way!
Now. This cat story .........
Just saying hello to keep the thread warm while everyone is busy. Twass is away, TK is probably up to her elbows in a cow's uterus etc, Moose still undergoing post BB trauma treatment (althoguh I have to say the forum was very amicable this year) Planets still laptop less one assumes.
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