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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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twassington
08-02-2016
I'm still in lovely Barnet! We just did an epic trawl of local charity shops. I am worn out, we have been out since 9.30 and only sat down for twenty minutes!!! Daughter has got AMAZING bargains and I got a lovely dress

Cat story...are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin!

Our trapper took several ferals into a new vets that was set within a Pets at Home store to be neutered, then she would return them to the wild. However one ferocious Tom escaped, climbed straight up the wall and onto the ceiling of the shop, a panel of which gave way under his weight allowing him to jump into the roof space Then he was tearing about inside the roof yowling!!!!! Our trapper had left before this happened and her phone was out of juice so they were left in a right pickle, since this was NOT a sweet ickle puddy tat but would have taken the face off anyone that climbed up, plus would be likely spraying everywhere and was a proper stinky crittur!!!

In the end, they had to leave food out with a mild veterinary sedative in it and once the shop was closed, waited for him to sneak back down and eat it. What a palaver!

Due to return on Wednesday morning I hope planets is OK
tk096
08-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm still in lovely Barnet! We just did an epic trawl of local charity shops. I am worn out, we have been out since 9.30 and only sat down for twenty minutes!!! Daughter has got AMAZING bargains and I got a lovely dress

Cat story...are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin!

Our trapper took several ferals into a new vets that was set within a Pets at Home store to be neutered, then she would return them to the wild. However one ferocious Tom escaped, climbed straight up the wall and onto the ceiling of the shop, a panel of which gave way under his weight allowing him to jump into the roof space Then he was tearing about inside the roof yowling!!!!! Our trapper had left before this happened and her phone was out of juice so they were left in a right pickle, since this was NOT a sweet ickle puddy tat but would have taken the face off anyone that climbed up, plus would be likely spraying everywhere and was a proper stinky crittur!!!

In the end, they had to leave food out with a mild veterinary sedative in it and once the shop was closed, waited for him to sneak back down and eat it. What a palaver!

Due to return on Wednesday morning I hope planets is OK ”

Ooh I used to love a good charity shop trawl! Manchester sister and I have lots of stuff we bought over 30 years. Shops here are not so good, but still ok for books.

Wouldn't want to be around that feral cat! Ragnar could use them.

Hope you're ok planets. And Moose, get ready for pancakes tomorrow.
tk096
09-02-2016
*leaves large stack of pancakes in cake safe, with sugar, lemons and my special orange and lemon sauce*
chinchin
09-02-2016
*Enters thread, breaks into safe, scoffs all pancakes. scarpers*
twassington
09-02-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Enters thread, breaks into safe, scoffs all pancakes. scarpers* ”



*Makes lots more pancakes and locks them in chins proof safe*
tk096
09-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
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*Makes lots more pancakes and locks them in chins proof safe*”

Well done Twass.
twassington
09-02-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Well done Twass.”

I'll be home tomorrow tk....fancy a Vikings maybe at 3.39pm?
tk096
09-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll be home tomorrow tk....fancy a Vikings maybe at 3.39pm?”

That should be fine! Catch up nearer the time!
An Thropologist
09-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll be home tomorrow tk....fancy a Vikings maybe at 3.39pm?”

3.39? Thats a very specific time for a rendevous. And shouldn't Vikings be at 3 Oclock? Assuming they are invading from the east.
twassington
10-02-2016
I meant to type 3.30!!! And I was allowing for train delays and other hold ups
The_Sleeper
10-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I meant to type 3.30!!! And I was allowing for train delays and other hold ups ”



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kXwJfa3xX6...s400/sheep.jpg

that made me larf on the other thread
twassington
10-02-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kXwJfa3xX6...s400/sheep.jpg

that made me larf on the other thread ”



Made it home! So will be able to Viking it any time from 3
tk096
10-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
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Made it home! So will be able to Viking it any time from 3 ”

Welcome! I can do 3 if that suits?
twassington
10-02-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Welcome! I can do 3 if that suits?”

Yes, let's do 3!!
tk096
10-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes, let's do 3!! ”

Excellent. See you at 5 to.
twassington
10-02-2016
Poised to press play in 3 mins!!
tk096
10-02-2016
Made it! Finger hovering
twassington
10-02-2016
And GO!!!!
twassington
10-02-2016
I don't think she likes her uncle very much
tk096
10-02-2016
That woman has issues
twassington
10-02-2016
Full steam a HEAD!
tk096
10-02-2016
Interesting boat decor
twassington
10-02-2016
Lagertha has an admirer!!
tk096
10-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Lagertha has an admirer!!”

Nothing like a handful of earth!
twassington
10-02-2016
And trouble is brewing in her earldom!!
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