Congratulations on the new arrival TK. i will toast him or her with a muffin.

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*Nicks all muffins for self* My crowbar was a chinproof safe proof crowbar.

For some reason that M&S advert went through my head when reading this

Choc chip?? Ooh! Don't mind if I do

Thought choccy stuff might tempt you!

Early dinner tonight after a tiring day cleaning stables and yard. Apple pie and cream for dessert, plenty left in Chin proof safe, with added Chin proof crowbar security

*Adds an electric fence to the chin proof safe*

The off switch is....whisper whisper whisper.......

Excellent twass

*Turns off power, breaks into chin proof safe with chin proof safe proof crowbar, nicks all food and drink for self*

That fence is on its own secret circuit, and only WE know how to turn it off. Which means you are now burnt toast

Der, I'm still here! Dummy!

I see you!

fgs. Scrapes toasted chin off fence and throws on dung heap. It's enough to give anyone indigestion

Yay YOu have popped up. I had been thinking about you and decided you had packed in for good. You haven't even been seen on the two still running BB threads.

Have you been buring spare tyres TK. Funny smell in here.

Never do that! Totally environmental no no. That's just chins. Think he must like it, that is at least the second time.

Up late watching election results

My mother used to say burnt toast was good for the digestion. I think she just wanted not to waste it

I remember the time she managed to set fire to the bread board as well....I still have it and use it daily.....there's a thin bit where my dad sanded it down

I don't tend to pop in there once the series is over.

My internet connection's been ridiculously bad since I moved, before it gave up the ghost altogether. I finally called a technician out and how embarrassed was I when he took one look at the set up and declared "You've connected all the cables back to front!"
The great mystery is how it managed to half trundle along for a few weeks with any connection at all

You doofus, Moose!! I wonder if planets has done the same I'd have no idea how to set IC up. I have to use my son and DIL for such issues

There may be a sort of sense in the burnt toast thing. I have some experience with overdoses (I used to be a night listener at Uni) and one of the things they do to deal with the poisoning (depending on what has been taken) is to fed the patient charcol. I seem to remember it absorbs and neutralises.

How did she set fire to the bread board. I love things like that with family history. I have so many things that are ancient, in daily use and that I love.

LOL miricale it worked at all before it gave up altogether.

We had an old cooker with an eye level grill. She often used to put things on top of the grill to "finish drying off" after they had been washed up....and one day she forgot the bread board was still sitting up top when she stuck a couple of crumpets under the grill!!!! Dad just sanded down the burnt bit

I saw that bread board every day of my life as a child and when it came to emptying mum's home I had to keep it, and gave my daughter the one I had. She also has mum's old breadknife as I have a set of knives. I've no time for diamonds and gold but those old family things are my preciouses

I am a doofus

I did know how to do it but I was no longer able to connect through the desktop computer (Crackers. It's now defunct thanks to ) .... had to go through the tellybox. I just put everything where it fitted, innit
Thankfully to spare all my blushes there were also some other minor technical issues which required fixing which weren't from my own dim-wittedness

I am about to throw together a chocolate fudge cake if I can tempt anyone .....

*gallops in holding plate out*

Well at least you're online now. That's all that matters

Oh throw away I am always up for choolate fudge cake. I just read my first post on this thread. Sounded all wrong saying I was going to toast your new calf. You knew what I meant I am sure. Toasting for Chins only!

*jabs toasting fork in chin's bum*

It doesn't sound good. I think we need an An proof calf safe