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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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twassington
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
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It doesn't sound good. I think we need an An proof calf safe ”

Er....is that cake ready yet??
chinchin
28-02-2016
Who said 'cake'?
Dangermoose
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Er....is that cake ready yet?? ”

Oh. Er. Funny story. I tripped as I was carrying it here and it all accidentally fell in my mouth
Dangermoose
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Who said 'cake'? ”

Nobody.
Get back in your cage!
twassington
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Oh. Er. Funny story. I tripped as I was carrying it here and it all accidentally fell in my mouth ”

What, ALL of it? How big is your mouth????
twassington
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Nobody.
Get back in your cage!”

You tell the greedy little so and so!!!
An Thropologist
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*jabs toasting fork in chin's bum* ”

Make sure you prong the fleshy parts only.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“What, ALL of it? How big is your mouth???? ”

You could get a small bakery in there I reckon.
twassington
28-02-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Make sure you prong the fleshy parts only.



You could get a small bakery in there I reckon. ”

The fleshy parts are very big and wobbly. You can't miss

Moose's pie hole is as big as the Blackwall Tunnel!
tk096
29-02-2016
Evening all, hope you're all ok.

Very busy couple of days, sick animal that required vets, loads of paperwork and eventually a visit from the knackery lorry.

twassington
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Evening all, hope you're all ok.

Very busy couple of days, sick animal that required vets, loads of paperwork and eventually a visit from the knackery lorry.

”

Oh dear me, that's never good news There seem to be more baby animals by the day in the fields surrounding me, both lambs and calves.
tk096
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh dear me, that's never good news There seem to be more baby animals by the day in the fields surrounding me, both lambs and calves. ”

Well, where you have livestock ... but as they say here, as long as it is outside the door.

Spring has sprung with all the baby animals
An Thropologist
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Evening all, hope you're all ok.

Very busy couple of days, sick animal that required vets, loads of paperwork and eventually a visit from the knackery lorry.

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OH TK I am so sorry to hear this. I am torn between an ahh how sad ikle animal response and a more pragmatic bummer, commercial losses approach. So am doing both in rotation. I will talk to my other personalities later!
twassington
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“OH TK I am so sorry to hear this. I am torn between an ahh how sad ikle animal response and a more pragmatic bummer, commercial losses approach. So am doing both in rotation. I will talk to my other personalities later! ”

Farming is a tough life and sentiment plays little part in it as I've observed in my three years of living here on the farm. I still feel the cute little animal response and I doubt I will ever lose it!
Dangermoose
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Evening all, hope you're all ok.

Very busy couple of days, sick animal that required vets, loads of paperwork and eventually a visit from the knackery lorry.

”

twassington
02-03-2016
Evening Moose! I have some banana cake
Dangermoose
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Moose! I have some banana cake ”

Oooh!

Goes to warm custard
twassington
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Oooh!

Goes to warm custard”

*puts cake in oven* Pudding time! Who else will this summon into the thread, we wonders.......
Dangermoose
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*puts cake in oven* Pudding time! Who else will this summon into the thread, we wonders.......”

Locks door

I think everyone's busy tonight

Grabs shovel and trough
twassington
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Locks door

I think everyone's busy tonight

Grabs shovel and trough”

Just you and me then Moose....*cuts cake in half*
Dangermoose
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just you and me then Moose....*cuts cake in half*”

Better eat it quick before the others break the door dow ..... err I mean before it goes cold
twassington
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Better eat it quick before the others break the door dow ..... err I mean before it goes cold ”

*munch, gobble, slurp* I've started already, I know too well chins propensity for food stealing!!!
tk096
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“OH TK I am so sorry to hear this. I am torn between an ahh how sad ikle animal response and a more pragmatic bummer, commercial losses approach. So am doing both in rotation. I will talk to my other personalities later! ”

Thanks An, exactly how we have to approach things. On another note, have you seen the IS IT thread recently
tk096
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Farming is a tough life and sentiment plays little part in it as I've observed in my three years of living here on the farm. I still feel the cute little animal response and I doubt I will ever lose it! ”

Thanks twass, it doesn't help that mr tk and I are quite hopeless softies. A niece on the verge of veggism visits regularly and always says she does so because the animals are so well treated.

(btw I keep getting notifications on Vikings 4 .. I can't resist!)
tk096
02-03-2016
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
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Ooh Moose! Your mini Mooose is wonderfully perfect.

Up late tonight, a new calf should be here by dawn
twassington
03-03-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Thanks twass, it doesn't help that mr tk and I are quite hopeless softies. A niece on the verge of veggism visits regularly and always says she does so because the animals are so well treated.

(btw I keep getting notifications on Vikings 4 .. I can't resist!)”

I've shamelessly looked at Vikings 4 stuff!!! It's like an addiction I blame that planets. She gets us good and hooked then buggers orf!!!!!!!!!
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