DS Forums

 
 

Username Silliness (Part 3)


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 29-03-2016, 20:43
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
anyone else watching the cake porn on bbc2?
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 29-03-2016, 20:50
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
anyone else watching the cake porn on bbc2?
Dirt porn on Channel 4 for me OC cleaners!!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 20:55
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
Dirt porn on Channel 4 for me OC cleaners!!
i'm loving how the french chef pronounces bramley apple "bromleeeee"
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 20:59
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
i'm loving how the french chef pronounces bramley apple "bromleeeee"
I'm loving the bloke who after hoovering his carpet three times daily, takes the head brush bit of the hoover and makes STRIPES like a LAWN on it, then he won't even go in there!!!!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:00
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
I'm loving the bloke who after hoovering his carpet three times daily, takes the head brush bit of the hoover and makes STRIPES like a LAWN on it, then he won't even go in there!!!!
i had a friend like that
bloody nightmare if i stayed there
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:03
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
i had a friend like that
bloody nightmare if i stayed there
It's bizarre to see the two opposite ends of the spectrum....the folks who've not opened the curtains in ten years, and only change their bed linen annually and the stripes bloke who cleans his entire home three times a day and has never ever used the oven
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:04
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
anyone else watching the cake porn on bbc2?
I watched it. Thought it was all a bit silly really. I liked the apples on the floor with the dry ice. Thought the judges were plonkers. Who need a tall pudding FFS.
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:04
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
It's bizarre to see the two opposite ends of the spectrum....the folks who've not opened the curtains in ten years, and only change their bed linen annually and the stripes bloke who cleans his entire home three times a day and has never ever used the oven
quite pleased i chose cake porn after that description !! i may have been triggered
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:06
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
i'm loving how the french chef pronounces bramley apple "bromleeeee"
I liked the French guy saying anything. Thought the SE Asian woman was a cow though.
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:09
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
I liked the French guy saying anything. Thought the SE Asian woman was a cowq though.

the biggest shock of the night was two chefs chose the equally tasteless golden delicious and pink lady to cook with.
what were they thinking???????????
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:12
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262

the biggest shock of the night was two chefs chose the equally tasteless golden delicious and pink lady to cook with.
what were they thinking???????????
Everyone knows you need a nice Bromeleeeeee for desserts!!!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:14
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
Everyone knows you need a nice Bromeleeeeee for desserts!!!
exactement ma petite choufleur
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:14
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125

the biggest shock of the night was two chefs chose the equally tasteless golden delicious and pink lady to cook with.
what were they thinking???????????
I know!!!! I was gobsmacked too. The golden delicious has no purpose that I can think of apart from possibly throwing in a fairground side show. Pink Lady are OK to eat as a plain fruit. Not my favourite but I don't mind them.

I thought Bramleys were the only apple any sensible person ever cooked with, although I have used Granny's if I wan them to hold their shape in say a flan.

Last edited by An Thropologist : 29-03-2016 at 21:18. Reason: turned over my apples
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2016, 21:18
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
I know!!!! I was gobsmacked too. The golden delicious has no purpose that I can think of apart from possibly throwing in a fairground side show. Pink Lady are OK to eat as a plain fruit. Not my favourite but I don't mind them.

I thought Bramleys were the only apple any sensible person ever cooked with, although I have used coxs if I wan them to hold their shape in say a fflan.
my choices exactly...i will sometimes use cox if i have an apple craving and i have a bag around they are a decent substitute if the bromleeeees aren't in the cupboard!
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 16:33
tk096
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 398
Hello all, catching up. Planets you are in the wars aren't you? *rummages in salad drawers where the medicines are kept* I can offer mastitis tubes, fluke and worm doses or a lovely blue antibiotic spray? Hmm, maybe not.
So will rattle my rosary and rub my relic, and waft good vibes towards you.
tk096 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 18:19
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
Hello all, catching up. Planets you are in the wars aren't you? *rummages in salad drawers where the medicines are kept* I can offer mastitis tubes, fluke and worm doses or a lovely blue antibiotic spray? Hmm, maybe not.
So will rattle my rosary and rub my relic, and waft good vibes towards you.
That's what you call it do you?
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 18:43
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
That's what you call it do you?
Naughty naughty!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 19:07
tk096
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 398
That's what you call it do you?

*snigger* better than some gnarly old priest offering the rub of his relic
tk096 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 19:18
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
*snigger* better than some gnarly old priest offering the rub of his relic
Oh what a horrible image! I'm glad I'd scoffed my bean burger BEFORE reading this
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 19:59
tk096
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 398
Oh I am sorry Twass! Should look at the clock before posting.
Now, how to distract you? Rollo's hair, what got me was how shiny and bouncy it was, very 'I'm worth it', it made me roar.
Also agree with you lot, Bramley's are the only cooking apple. Making some pies tomorrow if anyone is interested?
tk096 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 20:02
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
Hello all, catching up. Planets you are in the wars aren't you? *rummages in salad drawers where the medicines are kept* I can offer mastitis tubes, fluke and worm doses or a lovely blue antibiotic spray? Hmm, maybe not.
So will rattle my rosary and rub my relic, and waft good vibes towards you.
i'm honoured

*checks self for worms* i seem to be ok on that score so that's a silver lining
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 20:03
An Thropologist
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,125
Oh I am sorry Twass! Should look at the clock before posting.
Now, how to distract you? Rollo's hair, what got me was how shiny and bouncy it was, very 'I'm worth it', it made me roar.
Also agree with you lot, Bramley's are the only cooking apple. Making some pies tomorrow if anyone is interested?
Apple pie would do nicely while we wait for the rhubarb to finish growing. BTW I was using relic just as a euphemism with no age connotations. It just sounded liek a good substitute word for somethign else.
An Thropologist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 20:08
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Oh I am sorry Twass! Should look at the clock before posting.
Now, how to distract you? Rollo's hair, what got me was how shiny and bouncy it was, very 'I'm worth it', it made me roar.
Also agree with you lot, Bramley's are the only cooking apple. Making some pies tomorrow if anyone is interested?
Yes please! I will bring a large vat of custard and a jug of cream
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 20:09
tk096
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 398
Apple pie would do nicely while we wait for the rhubarb to finish growing. BTW I was using relic just as a euphemism with no age connotations. It just sounded liek a good substitute word for somethign else.
No worries An! I hate rhubarb, but mr tk loves it so we have to agree to differ.
tk096 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-03-2016, 20:10
planets
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: goo goo ka choo
Posts: 25,475
Oh I am sorry Twass! Should look at the clock before posting.
Now, how to distract you? Rollo's hair, what got me was how shiny and bouncy it was, very 'I'm worth it', it made me roar.
Also agree with you lot, Bramley's are the only cooking apple. Making some pies tomorrow if anyone is interested?
apple pie with cream for me please
planets is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply



Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:09.