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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's over the other side of Kent from me, I am in the far east of it. Three oast houses here at the end of my garden!!”

Are you near the coast?

phwoooooooar!!! look at the rooves on those babies
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Nicks all muffins for self, scarpers* ”

We'd eaten them hours ago, you doofus
planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We'd eaten them hours ago, you doofus ”

gotta be quicker than that to get my muffins
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“gotta be quicker than that to get my muffins ”

That sounds almost as kinky as a Fimmel treat for twass
planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That sounds almost as kinky as a Fimmel treat for twass ”

We shall get An to adjudicate I will abide by her judgement
tk096
06-04-2016
Evening all! First day of TB test done, now to repeat on Saturday, when the vet reurns to do the reading (checking no lumps have come up). The weather was foul, roaring North wind and hailstones, snow on the hills again.

What beautiful photos! Very spring-y!
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Evening all! First day of TB test done, now to repeat on Saturday, when the vet reurns to do the reading (checking no lumps have come up). The weather was foul, roaring North wind and hailstones, snow on the hills again.

What beautiful photos! Very spring-y!”

You must be cream crackered tk! Luckily we locked your blueberry muffin in the chin proof safe. Put your feets up and have it now *pours a cuppa*
planets
06-04-2016
watched masterchef it was full of raw pork and white chocolate with truffle oil *leaves raw pork and white chocolate with truffle oil out for chins*
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“watched masterchef it was full of raw pork and white chocolate with truffle oil *leaves raw pork and white chocolate with truffle oil out for chins*”

Raw??? I thought pork always had to be done all the way through!
planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Raw??? I thought pork always had to be done all the way through!”

me too!!! it looked terrible as if it had been flash seered and greg *ghastly*wallace orgasming over it, i have seen carpaccio of beef which looked well done in comparison!
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“me too!!! it looked terrible as if it had been flash seered and greg *ghasty*wallace orgasming over it i have seen carpaccio of beef which looked well done in comparison!”

Yeuuucchhhhhhhh!!!! That and white choc, which I don't like, ucky yuck!!!

Are you not upchucking currently? Although watching that sort of thing might bring it back
planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yeuuucchhhhhhhh!!!! That and white choc, which I don't like, ucky yuck!!!

Are you not upchucking currently? Although watching that sort of thing might bring it back ”

well i was having a period of respite......but greg wallace eating raw pork has provoked a relapse
twassington
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“well i was having a period of respite......but greg wallace eating raw pork has provoked a relapse ”

But I'm not surprised. Steer clear of the bugger!!
tk096
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You must be cream crackered tk! Luckily we locked your blueberry muffin in the chin proof save. Put your feets up and have it now *pours a cuppa*”


I am a bit. Oh that's good.

Originally Posted by planets:
“watched masterchef it was full of raw pork and white chocolate with truffle oil *leaves raw pork and white chocolate with truffle oil out for chins*”

I haven't been able to watch that for years, GW gives me hives. And when the fashion for pink pork started! What next, pink chicken?
planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ But I'm not surprised. Steer clear of the bugger!!”

I'm allergic to Greg Wallace i shall have to inform my GP and have him added to the list of things that kill me.....

Originally Posted by tk096:
“I am a bit. Oh that's good

I haven't been able to watch that for years, GW gives me hives. And when the fashion for pink pork started! What next, pink chicken?”

BIB we are kindred spirits in that tk. I used to watch and participate in the thread for Masterchef then i stopped a while back (probably during a hospital stay) i was turning into the grumpiest bugger on the thread i became extremely er enthusiastic about finding terrible reviews of his restaurants that said exactly the same thing about his food as he was complaining about to the contestants. If he complained about someone being 2 minutes late i found a review saying they waited over an hour

Every time he stuffed an entire dessert in his gob accompanied by sex noises i self harmed

This pink pork fashion is absolute nonsense. As you say it'll be chicken sushi next
tk096
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“I'm allergic to Greg Wallace i shall have to inform my GP and have him added to the list of things that kill me.....



BIB we are kindred spirits in that tk. I used to watch and participate in the thread for Masterchef then i stopped a while back (probably during a hospital stay) i was turning into the grumpiest bugger on the thread i became extremely er enthusiastic about finding terrible reviews of his restaurants that said exactly the same thing about his food as he was complaining about to the contestants. If he complained about someone being 2 minutes late i found a review saying they waited over an hour

Every time he stuffed an entire dessert in his gob accompanied by sex noises i self harmed

This pink pork fashion is absolute nonsense. As you say it'll be chicken sushi next ”

Tee hee! But seriously, does food hygiene not matter these days? Glad the turkey broth went ok. But like An, knew it was perfectly OK.
planets
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“

Tee hee! But seriously, does food hygiene not matter these days? Glad the turkey broth went ok. But like An, knew it was perfectly OK. ”

I was taught in my biology class it was essential to cook pork properly because of parasites such as tapeworm etc. Scared the crap out of me :

I got paranoid as every frozen poultry product i checked in the supermarket (for guidance) said eat within a month!! I've got another box of broth left it was delicious - perfect foe when you are poorly isn't it?
tk096
06-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“I was taught in my biology class it was essential to cook pork properly because of parasites such as tapeworm etc. Scared the crap out of me :

I got paranoid as every frozen poultry product i checked in the supermarket (for guidance) said eat within a month!! I've got another box of broth left it was delicious - perfect foe when you are poorly isn't it?”

Good ole Nuns! They knew their stuff. If you have made (or know the provenance of the broth, ) then of course it's fine
tk096
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“I was taught in my biology class it was essential to cook pork properly because of parasites such as tapeworm etc. Scared the crap out of me :

I got paranoid as every frozen poultry product i checked in the supermarket (for guidance) said eat within a month!! I've got another box of broth left it was delicious - perfect foe when you are poorly isn't it?”

IMHO, exactly. Pork must be cooked completely. A month for frozen poultry, dunno. But then I've spent all day in frozen hailstones making sure our cattle are healthy.
Off to bed now
planets
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“IMHO, exactly. Pork must be cooked completely. A month for frozen poultry, dunno. But then I've spent all day in frozen hailstones making sure our cattle are healthy.
Off to bed now ”

the sun's just come out !!! Hope you have defrosted and it's a bit warmer today tk

lemon cake' in your pantry for your tea break
Picto
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“the sun's just come out !!! Hope you have defrosted and it's a bit warmer today tk

lemon cake' in your pantry for your tea break ”

Make your mind up.
planets
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“Make your mind up.”



but it did!!! i'm not psychic and it's still below freezing so your snowman won't melt!
tk096
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“the sun's just come out !!! Hope you have defrosted and it's a bit warmer today tk

lemon cake' in your pantry for your tea break ”

Sunny here today too, but still biting North wind. New arrival this morning! Can see the light at the end of the tunnel!

Lemon cake *drools* thank you
planets
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Sunny here today too, but still biting North wind. New arrival this morning! Can see the light at the end of the tunnel!

Lemon cake *drools* thank you ”

Just a reminder the repeat of Vikings Uncovered is on tonight if you need to record it/watch it
twassington
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“Just a reminder the repeat of Vikings Uncovered is on tonight if you need to record it/watch it ”

I think I will download it from iPlayer for seconds
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