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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“ooooo almondy bits please, just the one thanks, i'm not greedy

i almost bought a magnum on the way back from the garden centre but i thought it would have melted before i got home and it's all twisty turny roads so best not to drive one handed!”

You could just have parked up and eaten it

THere you go .....enjoy!
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You could just have parked up and eaten it

THere you go .....enjoy!”

mmmm delicious thank you very much Twass how's the back doing did the radox help at all?
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“mmmm delicious thank you very much Twass how's the back doing did the radox help at all?”

Only a weeny amount better but then I've done a lot of things today that no sensible person with a back injury would have done I'll try to behave myself tomorrow
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Only a weeny amount better but then I've done a lot of things today that no sensible person with a back injury would have done I'll try to behave myself tomorrow ”

well at least it hasn't got worse

i'm watching cake porn on BBC2 it all looks delicious.....french pastry chefs......
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“well at least it hasn't got worse

i'm watching cake porn on BBC2 it all looks delicious.....french pastry chefs......”

I'm watching the Yorkshire vet remove a fish hook from a poor swan's leg
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm watching the Yorkshire vet remove a fish hook from a poor swan's leg ”

don't fancy eating Swan Leg En Hook

it sounds more like a main course....
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“don't fancy eating Swan Leg En Hook

it sounds more like a main course....”

They're feisty critturs, this one marmalised the vet nurse's arm They fixed the leg though
tk096
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm watching the Yorkshire vet remove a fish hook from a poor swan's leg ”

I saw most of the Yorkshire Vet while I was cooking, it's lovely isn't it?

Hope you're all ok. It was the most beautiful day here today, really quite warm.
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“I saw most of the Yorkshire Vet while I was cooking, it's lovely isn't it?

Hope you're all ok. It was the most beautiful day here today, really quite warm.”

I like vet programmes.....I like to see the animals being mended! It's not always a happy ending of course and then I sob into the Kleenex but I still like the various programmes there are on. Supervet I love. That man, Noel FItzpatrick is just amazing. AND he's eye candy as well
Picto
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I like vet programmes.....I like to see the animals being mended! It's not always a happy ending of course and then I sob into the Kleenex but I still like the various programmes there are on. Supervet I love. That man, Noel FItzpatrick is just amazing. AND he's eye candy as well ”

I'm going to see the 'supervet' at Dogfest in June.
planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I like vet programmes.....I like to see the animals being mended! It's not always a happy ending of course and then I sob into the Kleenex but I still like the various programmes there are on. Supervet I love. That man, Noel FItzpatrick is just amazing. AND he's eye candy as well ”

oh my god i'm totally in love with him! he's such a lovely man isn't he?
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I'm going to see the 'supervet' at Dogfest in June.”

Could you get his autograph for planets and I please

Originally Posted by planets:
“oh my god i'm totally in love with him! he's such a lovely man isn't he?”

He is!!! Don't you just love a man that loves animals?

I can stand upright today! Progress Bending is not so good. Before, I could bend and not stand erect. Now it is the other way round.
Picto
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Could you get his autograph for planets and I please ”

I got you both one last year but my dog with the big head ate it.
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I got you both one last year but my dog with the big head ate it.”

planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
I can stand upright today! Progress Bending is not so good. Before, I could bend and not stand erect. Now it is the other way round. ”

Give Noel a big kiss from me please Picto!

Oh well done....how is it all these hours later?
i went to bed last night with the back door wide open i didn't realise until i went down to make breakfast this morning.
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“Give Noel a big kiss from me please Picto!

Oh well done....how is it all these hours later?
i went to bed last night with the back door wide open i didn't realise until i went down to make breakfast this morning. ”

I've been out for an afternoon leaving the back door wide open before now

Cautiously better, not fully recovered but not as bad

Are you recovered from gardening exertions? And are you watching Supervet?
planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've been out for an afternoon leaving the back door wide open before now

Cautiously better, not fully recovered but not as bad

Are you recovered from gardening exertions? And are you watching Supervet? ”

I sent the day at Castlerigg stone circle and left my house keys in the lock on the front door!!! they were still hanging there when i returned at 1am! My front door is right up on the pavement!

yes still take it slowly....i was out getting exsanguinated today

Not quite over the exertions but my garden looked well on the way to alve when i saw it this morning....of course we are forecast snow for the weekend

i'm watching masterchef
twassington
20-04-2016
Exsanguinated? You had umpteen blood tests!!! I hope they left some in you

I've never really got Masterchef. My son is addicted to it though.
planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Exsanguinated? You had umpteen blood tests!!! I hope they left some in you

I've never really got Masterchef. My son is addicted to it though.”

they've left a drop...but only a drop i hope dracula doesn't pop round for a snack

it's a tricky one for me i enjoy posting on the masterchef thread almost more than i like the show now
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“they've left a drop...but only a drop i hope dracula doesn't pop round for a snack

it's a tricky one for me i enjoy posting on the masterchef thread almost more than i like the show now ”

I never post in the TV forums. The threads move too fast

THey ought to transfuse a bag back into you once they've finished
planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I never post in the TV forums. The threads move too fast

THey ought to transfuse a bag back into you once they've finished ”

oh that's happened more than once

can't say i'm a fan....

watching Miss Potter now....may have to turn over before the sad part

saw lots of baby lambs today managed to snap a couple sunbathing
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“oh that's happened more than once

can't say i'm a fan....

watching Miss Potter now....may have to turn over before the sad part

saw lots of baby lambs today managed to snap a couple sunbathing ”

Aww, all the baby animals here have been basking in the sun or gambolling about.

Blood transfusions are not meant to be enjoyed I've had five units in the past, most unpleasant!!
planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Aww, all the baby animals here have been basking in the sun or gambolling about.

Blood transfusions are not meant to be enjoyed I've had five units in the past, most unpleasant!!”

the nurses had only ever seen me really poorly and i remember after a few weeks and a few bags o' blood one said " oooo don't you look different with lips"

i'd been quite enjoying my undead white look spent hundreds on make up to look like that and for once it was natural!
twassington
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“the nurses had only ever seen me really poorly and i remember after a few weeks and a few bags o' blood one said " oooo don't you look different with lips"

i'd been quite enjoying my undead white look spent hundreds on make up to look like that and for once it was natural!”

Weirdly enough, when my son tried to kill me while being born [which is why I needed the transfusion] I didn't lose my rosy cheeks or lips. Nurses said it was really weird and one of them said "you'd make a lovely corpse"
planets
20-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Weirdly enough, when my son tried to kill me while being born [which is why I needed the transfusion] I didn't lose my rosy cheeks or lips. Nurses said it was really weird and one of them said "you'd make a lovely corpse" ”

i love it when they say stuff like that.
my mum would get all protective and cross but i found it funny.
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