you are so lucky to have such a carpet!
very jealous!!!
i think we are quite a few weeks behind you !! will keep my eye out though and have a search to see if there are any accessible bluebells i could take my mum to....i was always late to school this time of year as she'd take loads of detours "oh look at the bluebells" try explaining to teachers you're late because your mum likes bluebells

Yours should just be beginning to come out I imagine..... give it 2/3 weeks and you'll have carpets of them too.

On reflection I have concluded that no matter how good the recipie or the quality of the ingredients, Shakespeare is intended to be consumed as a multiple course meal and not as a buffet.

i think you're right! Tonight's offering was the equivalent of a dodgy kebab

*waves* hello all, sorry for absence. No connection, then outrageous schedule getting all animals for going out, plus all the paperwork. Now felled by horrible cold, will go and catch up. Ooh, dinner ladies bring your mum to work day is on.

Evening tk.....I can finally move about OK, but coughing like a grampus.....fortunately don't feel ill but just sound it

Hope you feel better soon!

Feckin mind yourself. This is my second horrible cold in one month, I feel as if I have been trampled by one of the ungrateful animals I've minded night and day since they were born. (Don't mind me) x

that sounds terrible tk take loads of vitamin c and paracetamol every 6 hours hope you have a speedy recovery xxxx

Mr tk brought home loads of fresh passion fruit (3for 99c) and limes (3 for 79c) from Lidl to perk me up. A big bucket waiting in the safe.
Eta spelling. Reason, watching dinner ladies x

well done mr tk!!!! magic limes!!!! you will soon be on your feet, do rest though otherwise it takes twice as long to pass through your system!

Am loving how mr tk is so well trained

Hmm, it has taken 40 years. And he is still down the yard, moving cattle. But we work quite well.

They can be stubborn and wilful though tk, well done some of them are just untrainable

Exactly

Those sort get the heave ho, like the father of my children

LIked the riffing on my comment about tabbys and tortoiseshells. I wish I hadn't gone straight to bed after posting that now. Had I known there was sport to be had I would have tarried a while.

There was a moment where i thought i was present at the birth of a New Religion (memories of the Ronists )

i thought you were going to be the new L.Ron Hubbard

*purrs*

The sillies are speaking in tongues!!

Sorry Twass. It refers to a thread late last night in GD. Its one of these where I think the OP was trying to whip up anti religious, mostly anti Islamic, feeling. The question was abnout whether or not Jehovah and Allah were moral and good or some such.

I answered by saying I couldn't make sense of the question beause Allan, Jehovah and God were all the same entity. I drew a comparison using cats as an example. Meaning what we call tabbys, tortoisehells and so forth are all in fact cats so to attribute cat traits to one implies the same traits to them all.

Anyway a couple of posters who were also up at that unrespectable hour picked up on the cat comparison and the thread started to be a cat thread rather than a God thread. And was the better for it in my opinion.

Late last night during the insomnia hours An posted in the Another baiting thread about god

from post 3 to about post 10 no point reading after that as everyone had had their sense of humour confiscated at the door of the thread

Now it all makes sense. Well, what you've said in here does at least.

I suppose there was a big willy in the thread

yeah he posted some shit about god.....

were you also confused about the reference to The Ronists?

The Ronists were a religion i created in this very thread.
It was based on Ron Atkinson's behaviour in CBB a few years back.

To be a practising Ronist you would stand a little bit too close to someone and induce great tension with awkward silences, in Ronism this was called "Manifesting The Great Tumbleweed".
Ronists wear a brown furry robe to honour the naked furry torso of their founder.
The Holy Sacrement was a full english breakfast.
Ronists have a sacred fasting period called Ronadam.
The music for the sacred ceremonies was Carmina Burana
We built a massive Ronist Temple in the garden of DaveTheSensible it was one 60foot finger pointing to the sky.

I hope that helps

Sounds a perfectly respectable religion to me. Every bit as sensible as the other ones

very wise *passes furry robe* please feel free to partake of the Holy Sacrament

How kind! I'll anoint it with some holy ketchup

*stands silently*