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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“*stands silently*”

Are you praying I'll leave you a sausage?
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Are you praying I'll leave you a sausage? ”




i can't bear it i'm starving and all i've got is wilted lettuce.....
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
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i can't bear it i'm starving and all i've got is wilted lettuce.....”

There must be other food in you cupboards! At the very least, beans on toast. I had a Quiche Lorraine omelette. Chopped bacon, mushrooms and onion fried up, whisked eggs on top, grated cheese and a couple of slices of tomato on top. Most delicious
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“There must be other food in you cupboards! At the very least, beans on toast. I had a Quiche Lorraine omelette. Chopped bacon, mushrooms and onion fried up, whisked eggs on top, grated cheese and a couple of slices of tomato on top. Most delicious ”

there's porridge *looks disappointed*
there's tuna *gags slightly*


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there's chinese takeaway up the road......*looks innocent*
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“there's porridge *looks disappointed*
there's tuna *gags slightly*


or




there's chinese takeaway up the road......*looks innocent*”

And what's wrong with that great British storecupboard basic, Tuna Porridge then??? Protein and carbohydrate!! That'll stick to your ribs!
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And what's wrong with that great British storecupboard basic, Tuna Porridge then??? Protein and carbohydrate!! That'll stick to your ribs! ”

mmmmm sounds like a delicious Heston Blumenthal dish

I treated myself
i had my first takeaway since 2013
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“mmmmm sounds like a delicious Heston Blumenthal dish

I treated myself
i had my first takeaway since 2013 ”

I bet you are stuffed to the gills What did you have? *drools*
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I bet you are stuffed to the gills What did you have? *drools*”

i am and i only ate half
it's gonna sound boring but i had sweet and sour chicken because i couldn't remember the last time i had it....there's loads left if you want some!
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“i am and i only ate half
it's gonna sound boring but i had sweet and sour chicken because i couldn't remember the last time i had it....there's loads left if you want some!”

Ooh yes please. I probably last had that longer ago than you! I've had Chinese since, but not sweet and sour chook.

You'll be able to have the rest tomorrow!
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooh yes please. I probably last had that longer ago than you! I've had Chinese since, but not sweet and sour chook.

You'll be able to have the rest tomorrow! ”

will it be safe? i mean from the food poisoning point of view, old rice is meant to be v dangerous.
me being all delicate and whatnot
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“will it be safe? i mean from the food poisoning point of view, old rice is meant to be v dangerous.
me being all delicate and whatnot ”

The meat is fine to reheat, but not any rice you bought with it. You'd need to boil a fresh portion. You can eat that rice cold if you fridge it now but don't reheat
tk096
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“you are so lucky to have such a carpet!
very jealous!!!
i think we are quite a few weeks behind you !! will keep my eye out though and have a search to see if there are any accessible bluebells i could take my mum to....i was always late to school this time of year as she'd take loads of detours "oh look at the bluebells" try explaining to teachers you're late because your mum likes bluebells ”

I too am very jealous, we have no bluebells here. When I was a kid, around this time of year ma and pa would bring us to Tandle Hills, just for the bluebells. The scent ...
tk096
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“The meat is fine to reheat, but not any rice you bought with it. You'd need to boil a fresh portion. You can eat that rice cold if you fridge it now but don't reheat ”

Excellent twass. Amazing how few people know that
tk096
25-04-2016
Brings in tray of medicinal hot whiskies, with lime and lemon chunks and extra cloves. Just inhaling clears the tubes!

Planets I'd nearly forgotten the Ronist temple! And I think I'm a bit afraid of you now. Early night, x
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“I too am very jealous, we have no bluebells here. When I was a kid, around this time of year ma and pa would bring us to Tandle Hills, just for the bluebells. The scent ... ”

gorgeous isn't it i haven't found any yet but i'm going to ring up the local forestry commission to see if they can advise me if there's any accessible for old limpy mclimpyface here
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“I too am very jealous, we have no bluebells here. When I was a kid, around this time of year ma and pa would bring us to Tandle Hills, just for the bluebells. The scent ... ”

OMG tk, the scent of my woods, it's like heaven! It is magical! THere are endless blue carpets of them here, mixed with campion, primrose, and various flowers and it is BEAUTIFUL It will last perhaps another fortnight and then gone for another year and the woods will fill with a tangle of briar and nettle. Not as charming
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Brings in tray of medicinal hot whiskies, with lime and lemon chunks and extra cloves. Just inhaling clears the tubes!

Planets I'd nearly forgotten the Ronist temple! And I think I'm a bit afraid of you now. Early night, x”

ooooo cheers tk are feeling any better today?

It was the thought of An as the new L.Ron Hubbard to the Slinky Cat religion that reminded me of Ronism

I wonder if Dave still practises in the temple....*sighs nostalgically*
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“OMG tk, the scent of my woods, it's like heaven! It is magical! THere are endless blue carpets of them here, mixed with campion, primrose, and various flowers and it is BEAUTIFUL It will last perhaps another fortnight and then gone for another year and the woods will fill with a tangle of briar and nettle. Not as charming ”

it's so ephemeral i think that's what makes it so magical though.

one day a few years ago driving around on the tops i found the bank absolutely covered in orchids. i've looked and looked for it but never been able to find it again.
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Excellent twass. Amazing how few people know that ”

i would have just binned it all tk, i take no chances with rice and wasn't sure about the chicken! i have takeaway about once every 5 years so i never know what to do with it!
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“The meat is fine to reheat, but not any rice you bought with it. You'd need to boil a fresh portion. You can eat that rice cold if you fridge it now but don't reheat ”

cool thanks twass so chicken and sauce in the fridge when cold, rice in the bin!!! sorted....i wish they did half portions.
twassington
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“it's so ephemeral i think that's what makes it so magical though.

one day a few years ago driving around on the tops i found the bank absolutely covered in orchids. i've looked and looked for it but never been able to find it again.”

They are probably only blooming for a few days, what a lucky find that once you saw them! Very rare.

I think I will haul my ailing carcass off to bed and dose it with flu remedies
tk096
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“ooooo cheers tk are feeling any better today?

It was the thought of An as the new L.Ron Hubbard to the Slinky Cat religion that reminded me of Ronism

I wonder if Dave still practises in the temple....*sighs nostalgically*”

powering through!

An would be great at that!!

Happy days
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They are probably only blooming for a few days, what a lucky find that once you saw them! Very rare.

I think I will haul my ailing carcass off to bed and dose it with flu remedies ”

hope you get some sleep Twass night night x
planets
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“powering through!

An would be great at that!!

Happy days ”

That's good news! At least you are no worse?

If we could get a decent religion up and running we could fund everyone on the thread to the luxury we need to become accustomed to

An's the girl to do organise it

I am happy to help with the "creative" side
tk096
25-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“hope you get some sleep Twass night night x”

Night Twass, hope you feel better soon.

Originally Posted by planets:
“That's good news! At least you are no worse?

If we could get a decent religion up and running we could fund everyone on the thread to the luxury we need to become accustomed to

An's the girl to do organise it]

I am happy to help with the "creative" side ”

Hehehe! That is the obvious answer isn' t it? Btw how is Chin's chippie going?

Now, night and gods bless x
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