Cor, yes please....I was going to have cheese on toast but tea and scones sounds fabulous!

clotted cream and jam you need to keep your strength up to fight off the infection

the sky's gone a weird yellow colour and the snowflake are ENORMOUS!!
it's the end of the world as we know it.....

Ooer! Batten down the hatches and crank up the fire!

*slathers cream on scone and dollops on jam*

Hello folks, a very quick trip in to hope you're ok, commiserations Twass conjunctivitis is miserable, especially on top of the cold. If your drops don't work I have good cream here we use on the cattle.

Planets, hope your bloods improve, but still impressed you are driving especially in that weather. An, can't even understand what you are working on

Did anyone see THIS PHOTOGRAPH?

It popped up on my newsfeed with this written by it:

"The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation flypast over the Houses of Parliament they gave the government a message.

Lean back a bit from your computer monitor and squint. Seriously...push your chair back a couple of feet..
My hat is off to the man that was leading this Squadron."

LOL!! That's absolutely brilliant!!!

I bet you will use that photograph over and over for various online situations.

it hadn't occurred to me but i've bookmarked it now, thanks for the suggestion

That made me giggle!

Bogged down in paperwork all night, put wrong birthdate on a calf birth certificate

Which I imagine is a far more serious issue than if you had made the same mistake when registering yoru child's birth.

Put 17/02 instead of 17/04/16. Now have to get get (costly) vet certified statement and possible DNA blood tests. Have all documents to prove, the world's gone mad.

oh good grief
what a nightmare

I think the authorities imposing this should

Jeremy Hunt has shocking new statement

I know those forms are a nightmare....the stockman's wife used to have that job and she was a day late with recording something due to HAVING HER THIRD CHILD. There was quite a penalty!!!




He has to go. Seriously. He'll be the end of the NHS!

*waves to my stalker*
do get a life why don't you...

Oh dear me. DS does have a few of those. Tiresome innit!!

We just had hail and five minutes later, blue skies, sun and warmth! Most bizarre

Daughter is now here having been sent home early from work due to the lurgy. As she got into the car with a big woolly scarf round her neck I noticed something sticking up from her coat collar..............a used tissue!!!!!!! We both laughed. Had she travelled all the way from London with it? Very likely LOL

Very tiresome

We've been the same Twass early this morning it was bright sunshine then it was torrential rain, then it was snow and hail, now it's back to rain....fingers corssed we'll go full circle and get some sun again!

Have you recovered? you were all lurgied up as well you feeling any better?

I think I am a tad better. Certainly the conjunctivitis is clearing up. I am still coughing for England and several other countries though. Herself is full on pouring She is showering London off, getting in her PJs and hoping to recover by Tuesday!!

Evening all, hope all well or at least recovering. After gales and hailstones all day, the sun has suddenly come out and the first swallows have appeared! 3 days later than last year but still I'm all

it's SUMMER!!!!!!!

Lets not be too hasty there planets

In the words of the late great Prince "sometimes it snows all summer....."

haven't been to sleep for a few days everything's getting unusual

Not at ALL? how does that work? I'm fried if I don't get a decent six hours in, Nothing functions!

This may sound weird but if you have an organic banana, cut both ends off and simmer it in water for ten mins, drink the water and eat as much of the banana AND ITS PEEL as you can. Apparently it helps sleep being full of magnesium and potassium which helps you relax.