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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I will eat your portion for you then, as a kindness.”

*narrows eyes, finger hovers over death ray*
twassington
04-05-2016
Cor! I love spanikopitta. We stayed on Skiathos once and the tiny village shop sold them fresh made every morning.

Your dental op sounds a bit scary planets....was it a teeth out job??
Picto
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Cor! I love spanikopitta. We stayed on Skiathos once and the tiny village shop sold them fresh made every morning.

Your dental op sounds a bit scary planets....was it a teeth out job?? ”

Don't you take your teeth out every night and put them in a glass at the side of your bed? *hides*

Only kidding, I've heard you have immaculate teeth.
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Cor! I love spanikopitta. We stayed on Skiathos once and the tiny village shop sold them fresh made every morning.

Your dental op sounds a bit scary planets....was it a teeth out job?? ”

wasn't nice
Spoiler
when i was in hospital i had a bad week where i had 5 operations/general anaesthetics and a couple of my teeth got damaged in the roots by the clamps and breathing equipment (and me being so feeble at the time i was like glass) together with other stuff i've been waiting for six months to have one extracted but my infection rate in my bloods was too high and the dentist wouldn't do it in case i didn't stop bleeding. My gp figured the infection rate was due to the teeth being buggered. GP was right when the root was removed it had an enormous abscess attached to it like a balloon

I'm having to lie horizontal for a few days though cos every time i get up i start bleeding.
The drive back from the dentist was funny, cos of the novocaine i couldn't feel my mouth and there were lots of road works with guys waving you through, i'd wave and smile to say thanks and get funny looks. When i got home i looked in the mirror and i had blood leaking out the corners of my mouth my lips were covered in it and if i smiled and my teeth were awash with it. I looked like Dracula come straight from an all you can eat buffet

i hate soup.
Picto
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“wasn't nice
Spoiler
when i was in hospital i had a bad week where i had 5 operations/general anaesthetics and a couple of my teeth got damaged in the roots by the clamps and breathing equipment (and me being so feeble at the time i was like glass) together with other stuff i've been waiting for six months to have one extracted but my infection rate in my bloods was too high and the dentist wouldn't do it in case i didn't stop bleeding. My gp figured the infection rate was due to the teeth being buggered. GP was right when the root was removed it had an enormous abscess attached to it like a balloon

I'm having to lie horizontal for a few days though cos every time i get up i start bleeding.
The drive back from the dentist was funny, cos of the novocaine i couldn't feel my mouth and there were lots of road works with guys waving you through, i'd wave and smile to say thanks and get funny looks. When i got home i looked in the mirror and i had blood leaking out the corners of my mouth my lips were covered in it and if i smiled and my teeth were awash with it. I looked like Dracula come straight from an all you can eat buffet

i hate soup.”

I hope you make a full and speedy recovery planets.

What else can you eat if not soup?
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I hope you make a full and speedy recovery planets.

What else can you eat if not soup?”

Thanks Picto
i've been living on mashed banana.
my mum said she'll come round tomorrow with some mashed up carrot and swede so i can have a change
Picto
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“Thanks Picto
i've been living on mashed banana.
my mum said she'll come round tomorrow with some mashed up carrot and swede so i can have a change ”

Have you ever eaten bananas in milk?

Do you want me to mash up a 16oz steak for you?
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“Have you ever eaten bananas in milk?

Do you want me to mash up a 16oz steak for you?”

never had banana's in milk - as in a like a milkshake?

mmmmmm yes please!!! can you do some chips as a side dish too please?!
twassington
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“wasn't nice
Spoiler
when i was in hospital i had a bad week where i had 5 operations/general anaesthetics and a couple of my teeth got damaged in the roots by the clamps and breathing equipment (and me being so feeble at the time i was like glass) together with other stuff i've been waiting for six months to have one extracted but my infection rate in my bloods was too high and the dentist wouldn't do it in case i didn't stop bleeding. My gp figured the infection rate was due to the teeth being buggered. GP was right when the root was removed it had an enormous abscess attached to it like a balloon

I'm having to lie horizontal for a few days though cos every time i get up i start bleeding.
The drive back from the dentist was funny, cos of the novocaine i couldn't feel my mouth and there were lots of road works with guys waving you through, i'd wave and smile to say thanks and get funny looks. When i got home i looked in the mirror and i had blood leaking out the corners of my mouth my lips were covered in it and if i smiled and my teeth were awash with it. I looked like Dracula come straight from an all you can eat buffet

i hate soup.”

I shouldn't laugh but the thought of the bloody smile ............

Ah well. You are clearly better off without that tooth and its abscess. It's a long road to wellness but I feel sure you'll get there
twassington
04-05-2016
If Picto gently simmered your steak for a few hours it would fall to soft little bits and you could slurp those down. With carrots, leeks, onions etc in the gravy you'd be sorted!
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“If Picto gently simmered your steak for a few hours it would fall to soft little bits and you could slurp those down. With carrots, leeks, onions etc in the gravy you'd be sorted! ”

Ooooo that sounds nice can you supervise Picto's cooking please Twass ?

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I shouldn't laugh but the thought of the bloody smile ............
)”

Laugh away i did when i saw it it!!!! can't imagine how they justified what they saw in their heads!
Picto
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“never had banana's in milk - as in a like a milkshake?

mmmmmm yes please!!! can you do some chips as a side dish too please?!”

My mum used to just slice bananas up and drown them in a bowl of milk. I loved them.

Do you have any strange eating habits?
twassington
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
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Do you have any strange eating habits?”

How long have you got?
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“My mum used to just slice bananas up and drown them in a bowl of milk. I loved them.

Do you have any strange eating habits?”

ah i get you, never had that, i don't really like milk

i love saukraut but i'm scared to eat it now.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ How long have you got? ”

what's your least favourite food?
mine is celery and shell fish can't eat either of them, can't even force it down to be polite, my body spits it out even if i am concentrating hard on swallowing
Picto
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“ah i get you, never had that, i don't really like milk

i love saukraut but i'm scared to eat it now.



what's your least favourite food?
mine is celery and shell fish can't eat either of them, can't even force it down to be polite, my body spits it out even if i am concentrating hard on swallowing ”

I can't eat sweetcorn since I read 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk.
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I can't eat sweetcorn since I read 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk.”

i don't even want to ask *sticks fingers in ears ans sings*
Picto
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“i don't even want to ask *sticks fingers in ears ans sings*”

It's one of those disturbing scenes that sears itself into your brain and i will forever associate sweetcorn with it.
twassington
04-05-2016
Least favourite food would be tripe and onions. Bleaaauuuurrrrghhhhhhh!!!!! I will eat most other things. I've not tasted that since I was a child. Never, ever again
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Least favourite food would be tripe and onions. Bleaaauuuurrrrghhhhhhh!!!!! I will eat most other things. I've not tasted that since I was a child. Never, ever again ”

can't blame you for that Twass i avoid offal too...*shudders*
twassington
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“can't blame you for that Twass i avoid offal too...*shudders*”

Liver and kidneys I am fine with! Not a great fan of heart though. And tripe is just the most disgusterous substance I have ever put in my mouth. BAR NONE!!!
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Liver and kidneys I am fine with! Not a great fan of heart though. And tripe is just the most disgusterous substance I have ever put in my mouth. BAR NONE!!! ”

and yet it looks so appetising




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Picto
04-05-2016
I have now left the 'bad girl' thread. Not through inducements, but from mental anguish.
planets
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I have now left the 'bad girl' thread. Not through inducements, but from mental anguish.”

you asked for "stuff" you didn't specify what "stuff" i gave you Twass's unwanted tripe and some sweetcorn i had recently been put off...
An Thropologist
04-05-2016
Pops in with a norishing broccolli, cauliflower and stilton soup for Planets with cream for swirling
twassington
04-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“and yet it looks so appetising




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*screams with horror and runs for the hills*
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