Thanks An, *turns on giant wave machine* this thread is full of tripe and corn...literally......

Tits in or out?

*streaks through thread*

Both
i thought one of each is de rigeur these days isn't it?

Enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8gKkdL7xOk

Por que?

Did you not notice the food left hanging out in thread tonight?

*grabs all broccoli, ditches cauliflower & honky Stilton*

Evening all, sorry for absence, at a funeral of my late dad's pal. (He looked lovely, in his Sunday best, with his everyday tweed cap on his chest.)

Planets you are going to feel so much better without that crappy root. Bet your bloods are so much better immediately. Absolutely love the bloody grin! Delighted you are driving.

Happy May Fourth! Never got star wars, went to see the original in 70 whatsit, meh.

Eta, one tit in and one out, will join in the fun!!

Quite an achievemnent to separate the broccolli after it has been liquidised together with cauliflower and stilton.

well he's a farmer An, a professional broccollier, who knows what secrets he harbours?

*countess Dracula waves*

Thanks tk, sorry you lost a friend

it was alright when the sun was out as well as the tit but it's a bit chilly now *brrrr*

He was a very old man who saw his grandchildren and his great grandchildren arrive. It was more of a celebration.

Now what to do with this cold tit

It's lovely that he is celebrated. That's all one can ask for.

Do you think it's time for the furry capes? *shivers*

We should be getting rid of the furry capes now! But it's still snowy here!!

i know one day i'm sunning myself in the garden the next day there's three inches of snow - it is weirdly schizophrenic!!!

Furry capes stay for now....at the very least for the evenings and especially if this Amazon thing turns into a long term fashion statement

Bangs axe on shield !

THREAD CAPES



I think Lagaetha would approve

Plaits one inch hair and puts cold tit away. Lagertha would never have done that! Nite x

nimble fingers
night tk x

Ladies (and I use the term VERY loosely) may I remind you that a tit is a source of food and Chin pops in without warning. I am sure you can see the risk I am concerned about here.

Why do loose, lose and loosely always look misspelled?

*wraps furry cloak tightly around self*

very wise and timely advice An!! - loosely indeed i'm a COUNTESS i'll have you know!

it's weird how words do that i remember writing for such a long time i looked at the word "the" and it was just wrong. It looked bizarre and i couldn't work out how to make it look right. I was very tired at this point!

eta every time i go to GD and see "why are we destroying planets" i get tense....

It's looking like a stow your furry cloak in the wooden chest sort of day here, and get your leather bikini on!

Although I'm not sure the world is quite ready for the sight of me in one of those

Is it safe to enter this thread yet? I am keeping my eyes shut until I am reassured that all thread debauchery has ended.

However, I am pleased to see that you are all interested in bird watching. I assume that was what you were talking about earlier.

Thread debauchery ended? You know very well that's never going to happen

Pleased to hear it! Not been around today, farm machinery trying to get rid of weeds before spreading fertiliser for sileage. And loads of breakages, on Amazon looking for parts.

And sleep, hope all ok. Especially countess drac !!