Gattino Stronzo is a notorious sex fiend most sites do their best to repel.

There was no pussy of THAT sort being sold, I can assure you!!

I had to Google ....................................................

I daren't

Let's keep what shreds of cat innocence we have left intact

Me neither. I can't decide is Twass is very brave or very naive.

I've a reckless streak a mile wide. I was told when younger I'd grow out of it. Well it's not happened yet

I'm going to hell aren't I

The Devil won't know what hit him!

Mince pie anyone?

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Yes please, I need one to get over that cat porn!!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la!

'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la! ¶
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la la la la!
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol, Fa la la la la la la la!

See the blazing yule before us, Fa la la la la la la la! ♪
Strike the harp and join the chorus, Fa la la la la la la la!

Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la!
While I tell of Yuletide treasure, Fa la la la la la la la!

Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la la la la!
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, Fa la la la la la la la!
Sing we joyous all together! Fa la la la la la la la!
Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la la la la! ♫
♪

I'd rather eat cat poo

And stop that Christmas caterwauling. Humbug

SHUUURRRRRRRRUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scrooges the lot of ya!

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It's too feckin early!!!!

Now we're talking!

They look lovely Chins. But why am I thinking 'beware of Greeks bearing gifts?'

You know, I never thought he might be up to something fishy ......

My defenses are down!
Trust nobody!

My first thought exactly!

Whizzing through, busy day, went for papers this morning and couldn't get into local town. Flooded, river had burst its banks (after millions had been spent ensuring 'this will never happen again' hmm

Still, we are down to yellow alert now. And got to bigger town, had egg and chips and a quick trip to Lidl so I bring fresh passion fruit plus sorbet and choc and almond gingerbread for supper.

Night now, have to track tk jr's flight back in the morning.

What flavour sorbet?

I used to get a gawjuss lemonade one from Tesco, many moons ago. I'd like some of that please!

Wishing tk jr a safe flight home x

Oh you're lucky, both lemonade and passion fruit sorbets

Thanks, night x

Congrats to twass selling her virus (hopefully ) free goodies and to the moggies that have happily found new homes.

Sad news in France, I had no idea until the next day, really quite worried where things will go from here.

I will risk one of chins mince pies and tk's lemonade sorbet. Hope tkjr arrives home safely.

I do hope my goodies were virus free, cos It's really not a pleasant experience having this blooming cold!! I've not had one in years, I'd forgotten how horrible it is.....*sniffles pathetically*