Username Silliness (Part 3)

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twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“it's so well done, the threee main guys are all superb i can't wait for the top trumps with scars scene ("i had a nasty paper cut" ) i remember reading the book before i saw the film....the book has a lot of sex in it.....shark porn ”

How do they go about it?

Do they bite chunks out of each other

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“How do they go about it? Do they bite chunks out of each other ”

it's fintastic

mrs brody had an affair with Hooper, it was like fifty shades of shark...

twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“it's fintastic

mrs brody had an affair with Hooper, it was like fifty shades of shark...”

I'm fascinated. Does the male have to swim upside down under the female in order to align their naughty bits? Or does she have her whatnot in her fin??

tk096

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“it's fintastic

mrs brody had an affair with Hooper, it was like fifty shades of shark...”

Yes I remember that, read the book after seeing the film, raunchy!! Plus had to see mrtk crouching in the corner.

twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Yes I remember that, read the book after seeing the film, raunchy!! Plus had to see mrtk crouching in the corner.”

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm fascinated. Does the male have to swim upside down under the female in order to align their naughty bits? Or does she have her whatnot in her fin?? ”

HERE you go Twass NOT SAFE FOR WORK

it's looks a bit like Strictly

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Yes I remember that, read the book after seeing the film, raunchy!! Plus had to see mrtk crouching in the corner.”

was it the sex that scared him?

OMG!

Spoiler

twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“HERE you go Twass NOT SAFE FOR WORK

it's looks a bit like Strictly ”

It's all over in an instant................... poor poor Mrs Shark

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's all over in an instant................... poor poor Mrs Shark ”

Mrs Shark gets a special BOGOF offer

twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“
was it the sex that scared him?
OMG!

Spoiler

males sharks have TWO copulatory organs no wonder mrtk was scared

”

Spoiler

twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“Mrs Shark gets a special BOGOF offer ”

But the free one would only be another MOMENT!!!!

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“But the free one would only be another MOMENT!!!! ”

nope BOGOF nearly kills her he takes so long

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“

Spoiler

What are they doing with the second one while the first one is doing the business [in a moment] ??

”

Spoiler

twassington

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“

Spoiler

threesomes?

”

tk096

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's all over in an instant................... poor poor Mrs Shark ”

Just like Giles and his cows.

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Just like Giles and his cows.”

the cows don't get a BOGOF though or do they?

tk096

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“

the cows don't get a BOGOF though or do they?”

Nope. But they are delighted being pregnant.

planets

09-05-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Nope. But they are delighted being pregnant.”

which takes us neatly back to your niece, any update?

tk096

10-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“which takes us neatly back to your niece, any update?”

Got tummy ache waiting for news. Know broken waters can be at least 12 hours so, get some sleep! Will tell you as soon as I know !

planets

10-05-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Got tummy ache waiting for news. Know broken waters can be at least 12 hours so, get some sleep! Will tell you as soon as I know !”

hope you manage to get some sleep tk
poor tummy needs a cup of tea to settle it xx

tk096

10-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“hope you manage to get some sleep tk
poor tummy needs a cup of tea to settle it xx”

Ta! Thanks for shark pics, good job mrtk is asleep. He honestly was frikened (!) Of swimming pools for years. Over and out x

planets

10-05-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Ta! Thanks for shark pics, good job mrtk is asleep. He honestly was frikened (!) Of swimming pools for years. Over and out x”

awh mrtk would have been safe in the swimming pool, sharks don't like the little pool you have to walk through with the disinfectant in

sending positive energy on the ether for your niece xxx

tk096

10-05-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“awh mrtk would have been safe in the swimming pool, sharks don't like the little pool you have to walk through with the disinfectant in

sending positive energy on the ether for your niece xxx”

Ta xx

twassington

10-05-2016

I wonder what the news is of the latest in the tk clan??

tk096

10-05-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I wonder what the news is of the latest in the tk clan??”

Last text 05.45 doing well in labour ward.

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