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planets
10-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You clearly know how to use it! Thanks for sharing

Still no news of mini tk......I can't stay awake any longer so will haul ass off to bed now. Hope there's news by morning!!!”

glad you liked the pics it's my private little hobby photographing the verges it's lovely i can do it again!!
sleep well xxx
tk096
10-05-2016
I'm not ignoring you lot, still on pins. No texts from labour ward (and sister would contact me ASAP) .

So things must be following their natural course, will let you know as soon as I do.

Eta, forgot, wild garlic going mad here!
planets
10-05-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“I'm not ignoring you lot, still on pins. No texts from labour ward (and sister would contact me ASAP) .

So things must be following their natural course, will let you know as soon as I do.

Eta, forgot, wild garlic going mad here!”

you must have used so much nervous energy waiting!!!!

you are ahead of us tk i went to check the wild garlic on friday and it was just leaves with the odd bud.....the smell is glorious isn't it when it's in full bloom!!!
tk096
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“you must have used so much nervous energy waiting!!!!

you are ahead of us tk i went to check the wild garlic on friday and it was just leaves with the odd bud.....the smell is glorious isn't it when it's in full bloom!!!”

I'm feckin jangling.
I love the wild garlic, it looks so pretty and is so useful.
Reading back,you surmised mrtk was frightened of the sex? This has never bothered him
tk096
11-05-2016
Niece going for emergency section. Sorry, promised u updates
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“I'm feckin jangling.
I love the wild garlic, it looks so pretty and is so useful.
Reading back,you surmised mrtk was frightened of the sex? This has never bothered him ”

Thought you must be!!!
it's delicious isn't it? i like to freeze some to use during the year
i thought maybe mrtk had knowledge of the shark's two copulatory organs it's enough to make any sane man crouch

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Niece going for emergency section. Sorry, promised u updates ”

oh don't worry about us - unless you need someone to talk to ....sorry i wasn't here iwas watching a film x
tk096
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“Thought you must be!!!
it's delicious isn't it? i like to freeze some to use during the year
i thought maybe mrtk had knowledge of the shark's two copulatory organs it's enough to make any sane man crouch



oh don't worry about us - unless you need someone to talk to ....sorry i wasn't here iwas watching a film x”

He is here, a good 10lb7oz!!!!

That should be a smiley face !!
Dancing
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“He is here, a good 10lb7oz!!!!”

congratulations!! he's HUGE!!!!! how relieved everyone must be, well done niece-of-tk!
tk096
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“congratulations!! he's HUGE!!!!! how relieved everyone must be, well done niece-of-tk!”

Aw thanks, and he arrived on our mums first anniversary. He has got a great name, sounds like a Victorian Lancastrian mill owner.
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Aw thanks, and he arrived on our mums first anniversary. He has got a great name, sounds like a Victorian Lancastrian mill owner.”

welcome to little Trubbleatmill!
tk096
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“welcome to little Trubbleatmill!”

Hehe!
twassington
11-05-2016
Good grief!!! No wonder she couldn't shove him out the usual way Me eyes are watering at the very thought. Many congrats tk....although I imagine you are still kipping after all the stress and strain and waiting up What a fine big feller he is to be sure
An Thropologist
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“He is here, a good 10lb7oz!!!!

That should be a smiley face !!
Dancing ”

Good God. No wonder she couldn't push the bugger out.

I hadn't read the thread so thought one of your cows had given birth to a teensy tiny bull calf. I was wondering if you had diversified into some sort of miniture breed.

Congratulations to all on a safe delivery.
twassington
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Good God. No wonder she couldn't push the bugger out.

I hadn't read the thread so thought one of your cows had given birth to a teensy tiny bull calf. I was wondering if you had diversified into some sort of miniture breed.

Congratulations to all on a safe delivery.”

*snorts*
planets
11-05-2016
It's a VERY happy day today been waiting two months for results, my brother has been told he is clear of cancer whoppeeeeeeeeee *opens prosecco* (not just the virtual kind - i may be pissed in a about 20 seconds)
twassington
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“It's a VERY happy day today been waiting two months for results, my brother has been told he is clear of cancer whoppeeeeeeeeee *opens prosecco* (not just the virtual kind - i may be pissed in a about 20 seconds)”

That's brilliant news! Well worth cracking the Prosecco for. If not too late, slurp some milk first and you won't get nissed as quickly
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's brilliant news! Well worth cracking the Prosecco for. If not too late, slurp some milk first and you won't get nissed as quickly ”

IT'S TOO LATE
twassington
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“IT'S TOO LATE ”

Ooer!!! Make sure you're sitting down with a bucket handy
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooer!!! Make sure you're sitting down with a bucket handy ”

na one glass is my limit
i'm just at the smiley stage where doing stuff is difficult i have chocolate dwnstsirs but it' so far away.....i need servants...
twassington
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“na one glass is my limit
i'm just at the smiley stage where doing stuff is difficult i have chocolate dwnstsirs but it' so far away.....i need servants...”

You're sounding a bit Brahms and Liszt to be sure
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You're sounding a bit Brahms and Liszt to be sure ”

yeah typing is hard

have you ever dangled your feet in a fast runnign river?
twassington
11-05-2016
I have! Such rivers in this country are usually freezing cold....and swimming in them is NOT advisable.....[although I did when young]

That cold water would sober you up
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have! Such rivers in this country are usually freezing cold....and swimming in them is NOT advisable.....[although I did when young]

That cold water would sober you up ”

it's great isn't it? yes freezing cold!!
like you i used to swim in them when i was little ...
i love that feeling of being hot and havong my feet in a cold river...

i'd have sober feet and a tipsy head

i saw a lovely butterfly today i'd never seen before it was very fluttery though it dn't settle for a photo (dammit!)
twassington
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“it's great isn't it? yes freezing cold!!
like you i used to swim in them when i was little ...
i love that feeling of being hot and havong my feet in a cold river...

i'd have sober feet and a tipsy head

i saw a lovely butterfly today i'd never seen before it was very fluttery though it dn't settle for a photo (dammit!)”

I remember running and jumping in the river as a kid, and the shock of the icy water. Most exhilarating! Apparently not so good for folks with dicky tickers
planets
11-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I remember running and jumping in the river as a kid, and the shock of the icy water. Most exhilarating! Apparently not so good for folks with dicky tickers ”

can you imagine your favourite childhood haunt littered the corpses of heart attack victims in swim wear

there was a place we went to when i was little.....where the river was a series of mini waterfalls and the rocks had moss on so it was like a carpetted water ride
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