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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I do hope my goodies were virus free, cos It's really not a pleasant experience having this blooming cold!! I've not had one in years, I'd forgotten how horrible it is.....*sniffles pathetically* ”

Sounds nasty Twass

This may be your only hope of recovery
twassington
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Sounds nasty Twass

This may be your only hope of recovery ”

Funnily enough I just had a delivery of items I had ordered online from Holland & Barratt's penny sale, and a freebie in the box was a packet of Ricola herbal Mountain mints!! I am sucking thereof now. Most refreshing

I've managed to get as far as swapping PJ bottoms for tracky bottoms and have brushed my hair. Even that was efforts. Hopefully tomorrow normal service will resume
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Funnily enough I just had a delivery of items I had ordered online from Holland & Barratt's penny sale, and a freebie in the box was a packet of Ricola herbal Mountain mints!! I am sucking thereof now. Most refreshing

I've managed to get as far as swapping PJ bottoms for tracky bottoms and have brushed my hair. Even that was efforts. Hopefully tomorrow normal service will resume ”

Sounds like a normal day for me

Hope you is feeling better soon. I am rubbish at being sick. One of the advantages of my long incarceration. I'm well paranoid going out and mingling with the germ riddled now. Worse is the sudden influx of sniffly nosed children in my family - I'll never make it through the winter alive
tk096
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I do hope my goodies were virus free, cos It's really not a pleasant experience having this blooming cold!! I've not had one in years, I'd forgotten how horrible it is.....*sniffles pathetically* ”

Oh poor twass *hands over large medicinal hot whiskey*

tk jr landed safe and sound so I can go and do some work now.
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Oh poor twass *hands over large medicinal hot whiskey*

tk jr landed safe and sound so I can go and do some work now. ”

Great news tk

I was about to do the same but Norty just landed on my lap
twassington
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Sounds like a normal day for me

Hope you is feeling better soon. I am rubbish at being sick. One of the advantages of my long incarceration. I'm well paranoid going out and mingling with the germ riddled now. Worse is the sudden influx of sniffly nosed children in my family - I'll never make it through the winter alive ”

Children are the worst, although I fear I may have left my two granddaughters with this lurgy which I got from my other daughter earlier in the week Poor little blighters! I honestly haven't had a cold in about four/five years. Just been lucky I guess, I am on public transport with the sneezing hordes all the time.

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Oh poor twass *hands over large medicinal hot whiskey*

tk jr landed safe and sound so I can go and do some work now. ”

You lovely woman!! Just what I needs!!! Good news re mini tk, I always anxiously track my kids flights refreshing the page all the time like a loony til they lands
An Thropologist
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Sounds like a normal day for me

Hope you is feeling better soon. I am rubbish at being sick. One of the advantages of my long incarceration. I'm well paranoid going out and mingling with the germ riddled now. Worse is the sudden influx of sniffly nosed children in my family - I'll never make it through the winter alive ”

I saw something today that made me thnk of you today Moose. Not sure if this link will work. It came with a caption saying "Me after watching the news"

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...1c&oe=56F74750
An Thropologist
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Children are the worst, although I fear I may have left my two granddaughters with this lurgy which I got from my other daughter earlier in the week Poor little blighters! I honestly haven't had a cold in about four/five years. Just been lucky I guess, I am on public transport with the sneezing hordes all the time.



You lovely woman!! Just what I needs!!! Good news re mini tk, I always anxiously track my kids flights refreshing the page all the time like a loony til they lands ”

I do the same Twass. My brother works in aeronautics and flies a lot. I am always anxious when he is in the air. I track him on flight 24 obsessively.

As for kids - germ factories every one of them. One of the detergent adverts (Persil maybe) gives very good advice at the end of the advert. It says "always keep away from children" I make every effort to do so.
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I saw something today that made me thnk of you today Moose. Not sure if this link will work. It came with a caption saying "Me after watching the news"

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...1c&oe=56F74750”

Are you saying I'm yellow with a weird shaped head?
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
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As for kids - germ factories every one of them. One of the detergent adverts (Persil maybe) gives very good advice at the end of the advert. It says "always keep away from children" I make every effort to do so.”

Haha! Brilliant!

We did so well to not have any kids out of the four of us
My eldest brother has quite a large step family but we have never tended to mingle with all the offshoots there.
It was all going to plan until other brother and sister met new partners last year, complete with ready made young germ infested nippers who both unfortunately appear to adore me and are extremely huggy and hand holdy. It's a nightmare

Everybody should just have cats!
An Thropologist
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Are you saying I'm yellow with a weird shaped head? ”

NO of course not. You are brown with a weird shaped head and antlers.

Whihc reminds me I met some of your cousins on Friday evening. Two rather terrified looking reindeer being paraded about as part of a Christmas light switch on. Beautiful animals but much smaller than I expected. I had always imagined reindeer to be a similar size to cows but actually only the size of ummmmm maybe a very large dog - Great Dane or similar.
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“NO of course not. You are brown with a weird shaped head and antlers.

Whihc reminds me I met some of your cousins on Friday evening. Two rather terrified looking reindeer being paraded about as part of a Christmas light switch on. Beautiful animals but much smaller than I expected. I had always imagined reindeer to be a similar size to cows but actually only the size of ummmmm maybe a very large dog - Great Dane or similar.”

Poor little things

I've not had the pleasure of meeting any of that side of the family.

I had the same surprise when I met some meerkats a few years back. Couldn't get over how tiny they were
twassington
16-11-2015
Children should be avoided at all costs. Noisy, clingy, rude, over privileged, think the world revolves around them and full of snot and other germy things. I dearly love my grandchildren but they are so much better at a distance
twassington
16-11-2015
My dearly beloved had such a thing about Mooses and goats. I used to joke about his horned quadruped fetish He referred to cows as "sisters". Odd man
An Thropologist
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Children should be avoided at all costs. Noisy, clingy, rude, over privileged, think the world revolves around them and full of snot and other germy things. I dearly love my grandchildren but they are so much better at a distance ”

I swear thats what the person who invented Skype was thinking.
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“My dearly beloved had such a thing about Mooses and goats. I used to joke about his horned quadruped fetish He referred to cows as "sisters". Odd man ”

He and planets would have got along famously

Right! I must brave some worky stuff today. I shall see you all on the other side of the battle field
An Thropologist
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Poor little things

I've not had the pleasure of meeting any of that side of the family.

I had the same surprise when I met some meerkats a few years back. Couldn't get over how tiny they were ”

Now I imagine a meerkat to be about knee height, so about 18" high.
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Now I imagine a meerkat to be about knee height, so about 18" high.”

Maybe stood up on their hinds but no .... so much smaller. No bigger than the average sized moggy.
twassington
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Maybe stood up on their hinds but no .... so much smaller. No bigger than the average sized moggy.”

Yes, they are weeny! My friend was given a meerkat experience as a birthday treat once, she got to go in their enclosure and feed them and sit with them. I was well jell, I had to watch from over the wall .....
An Thropologist
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Maybe stood up on their hinds but no .... so much smaller. No bigger than the average sized moggy.”

So about the size of a fridge then.
Picto
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“So about the size of a fridge then. ”

And women say that men exaggerate the size of certain things.
twassington
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Picto:
“And women say that men exaggerate the size of certain things.”

Everyone knows that men on fishing trips love to brag
Picto
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Everyone knows that men on fishing trips love to brag ”

Codswallop.
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by Picto:
“Codswallop.”

This is not the plaice for rudeness, young man!
Dangermoose
16-11-2015
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“So about the size of a fridge then. ”

Haha! You'd probably fit two meerkats to one Norty
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